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This weekend, it’s less about what’s happening on saturday or sunday and more a premonition of what’s to come — and i’m not talking about all the parties celebrating Guy Fawkes Night early! Celestial fireworks are being lit all over the world as Jupiter heads home into sagittarius. Though the actual event takes place next week, the fuse has been lit and the countdown begun. Yet, unlike a fireworks display, this event won’t be over in a flash. Prepare for a long, worthwhile journey, rather than a brief spectacle.

ARIES STOP what you’re Mar 21 — Apr 20 doing! Do you have a licence to read this forecast? Because, unless you can show official permission, you’ll need to discontinue immediately. We need to verify your ID papers and get you to sign on the dotted line and agree to follow the advice (no matter what it recommends). Sorry? You don’t think that’s fair? You’ll be relieved to hear that, just because it often seems as if the world operates on such a system, you don’t need to make an unnecessarily complicated commitment today. For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS THERE’S an old Apr 21 — May 21 saying that ‘what you don’t know can’t hurt you’. It makes you wonder what happened to the people who used to say it. Were they irreversibly harmed by the very things they really should have known about? You have questions that need answering before you can make the right choice today. Although it may be tempting to tiptoe around a problem to avoid hurting anyone’s feelings, you are much better off testing the waters and finding out who is able to support you and who isn’t. November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI THIS prediction May 22 — June 22 is private — it needs to remain entirely between us. Luckily, you can completely put your trust in me, because I know about ‘you know what’. Don’t panic! I’m not about to reveal your secrets! No, I can’t disclose my sources — let’s just say that the planets have a way of letting me know what’s going on. So, what are you going to do to cope with your current situation? For starters, it would help if you weren’t so worried about who has what information. Everyone knows less than you think. For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER THE secret June 23 — July 23 to Sherlock Holmes’s success was that he didn’t spend too much of his time peering through his magnifying glass. It’s easy to forget the real size of the world. We all have problems with perspective. Insignificant trifles can come to hold enormous importance, while genuine issues can seem irrelevant. It’s worth giving

yourself the time to evaluate your position before you risk taking a dive into a metaphorical swimming pool. Make sure that you’re not looking through the wrong lens today. November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO NO ONE likes falling July 24 — Aug 23 out with people. That’s why we often take it personally and wonder how anyone can dare to treat us in such a terrible way. Yet, when folk upset one another, it’s usually because they’re not seeing the people they’re upsetting for who they really are. They’re acting out scenarios and dramas by which they’ve been influenced in their past. As soon as anyone begins to over-identify with a role or a responsibility, they lose the sense of their true self. You just need to be you today. For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO TAKE a moment to Aug 24 — Sep 23 think about people less fortunate than you. The billionaires, for instance. The prime ministers and secretaries of state, the real estate moguls, the film stars and the rock gods. They all deserve your understanding. No, really, I’m completely serious. They’ll never have what you have. Nor will they ever know what you know. They can’t have your life. They don’t have access to the life-changing experiences you’re embarking upon. Soon enough, you’ll know how it feels to be truly content. November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA NEVER overlook Sep 24 — Oct 23 the power of your creativity. You don’t need to be an author, an artist or a sculptor to justify having a vivid imagination. With your ruler moving backwards in a new area of the sky, your creative abilities are proving to be both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, they enable you to see exciting opportunities. On the other, they make you less inclined to listen to sound advice or even common sense! Be hopeful and smart . . . but don’t run before you can walk! For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO YOU’D like to Oct 24 — Nov 22 be able to put something down and leave it for a day or two. But you can’t be sure it will stay where you put it. Situations alter and circumstances change. Things that have been going along on the same track for ever suddenly change course and head off in different directions. As Jupiter prepares to leave your sign, you can either focus your energy on keeping things the same, or relax, shrug your shoulders and trust in the benevolence of the cosmos. If you do, you won’t be disappointed. November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS DOING Nov 23 — Dec 21 nothing is not an option. It’s finally time to act. You have practised enough patience and given a situation plenty of time to right itself. The power is now coming into your hands. As Jupiter, your ruler, prepares to move into

your sign, it’s an indication that balances can be struck and inequalities evened out. You don’t need to act hastily. You have celestial support that will ensure you find assistance (both physical and metaphysical). There’s nothing that can’t be overcome with teamwork. For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN SOMETIMES, Dec 22 — Jan 20 even if we have had a long, hard week, we bounce out of bed on Saturday morning, buzzing with that get-up-and-go spirit. At other times, we’re sluggish and exhausted, even when there are myriad opportunities just waiting to be seized. As the universe fills you with enthusiasm this weekend, a celebration is perhaps already appropriate. Or maybe it isn’t quite yet. If you can completely commit to incorporating a new idea into your reality, you’ll discover that failure simply isn’t on the cards. November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS WHAT is Jan 21 — Feb 19 the point in sharing your views in a challenging situation when everyone else seems to get away with sticking their heads in the sand? Why bother struggling to put the world to rights when other folk seem content to do things wrong? What’s the point in offering to shine a light on a scenario when people have become used to finding their way in the dark? Yet you can’t help being how you are — and your wisdom is worth sharing. Follow your intuition and do what feels right. For news about November to make your heart leap, call your in-depth, month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES THE most trying Feb 20 — Mar 20 tasks are often the most satisfying. And the most obvious opportunities are often the most easily overlooked. It’s no surprise, then, that those who love a challenge are willing to endure endless stress in order to be rewarded. But there’s no need to make life more complicated this weekend. Happy developments can happen organically. All you need to do is stay calm. If you can maintain an open-minded attitude, something magical might just happen. That’s all you have to do! November’s here! For your special, in-depth prediction for the whole of the month, call 0906 751 5612.