Straight to the POINT

÷ THE Leave campaign is in the pillory for accepting Arron Banks’s donation, but Remainers are not being treated in the same way for accepting George Soros’s millions.

Mrs BRONWEN SADLER, Headcorn, Kent.

÷ WE’RE on the verge of a Brexit agreement. Will we end up in a self-governing democracy or a vassal state?

R. J. WILSON, Woking, Surrey.

÷ IF TV executive Asif Zubairy thought his tasteless Halloween outfit was funny, no wonder there is so little good comedy on ITV.

CHRIS SINNOTT, address supplied.

÷ I AM a vegan with a sense of humour (Mail). I always say, at least I’ll die healthy!

ANDREW PHILLIPS, Southport, Merseyside.

÷ WHAT about the men born in the Fifties who have been cheated out of one year’s pension because we can’t retire until we’re 66?

IAN DAVIS, Porthcawl, Mid Glamorgan.

÷ TAKE Hitchcock’s North By Northwest, add Spielberg’s Munich and you get TV’s The Little Drummer Girl. It’s terrific!

P. BOARDMAN, Manchester.

÷ WHEN God made Donald Trump, He gave him a brain to think, eyes to see, ears to listen and spoiled it all by giving him a mouth.

RONALD BALL, Farnborough, Hants.

÷ I AM so pleased to learn Gwyneth Paltrow has started the menopause (Mail). Such an important issue and quite a relief from Brexit.

IAN STROMDALE, Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

÷ WHY are houses smaller and TVs larger?

JOHN HuME, Sudbury, Suffolk.

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