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DiD anybody mention that Jupiter’s back home in Sagittarius? if you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably be sick and tired of me talking about it! Although, now i come to think about it, one theme this astrological event throws up is ‘too much of a good thing’… so i’ll try not to let excitement get the better of me. instead, i’ll simply say that, while being careful not to bite off more than we can chew, if it’s opportunity, growth, adventure or good fortune that we’re hankering after, no one needs to go without.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

AS MARS prepares to leave Aquarius, you’re heading towards a new phase of your life. Actually, at the moment, you’re still on the same path, it’s just that your clarity of vision has significantly improved. As your understanding of your position has developed, your feelings have changed. You’re beginning to wonder whether this particular way is the one you want to follow. There’s no need to rush a decision. If you take things slowly, and play for a little more time, you’ll be able to alter your ultimate destination. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IT’S absolutely right to say that the best things in life are free. No one has to pay a fee when arriving on planet Earth. When a baby’s born, giant hands don’t appear from the sky demanding a five-figure fee and waving an invoice. Of course not! Life is an incredible gift that comes with no obligations, duties or taxes. It’s ours to enjoy, even when we take it for granted, or overlook its majesty. If you take a moment today to acknowledge its beauty and wonder, things will get really magical. Get what you want, not what you don’t want. Your latest four-minute forecast explains how. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

PLANET Earth isn’t filled with horrid, calculating, devious people who are trying to make life miserable for other folk. Yet it sometimes seems to be that way — especially when we’re feeling susceptible. At such moments, it’s easy to misinterpret the most innocuous of gestures and imagine the worst. It’s vital that you reject the temptation to read negativity in positive actions today. If you manage to not instantly react, and allow yourself to listen to your heart, you’ll discover reasons to be optimistic. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your latest four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

WHAT’S the best that could happen? What’s the worst? The only thing I can guarantee today is that it won’t be the worst — or the best! Regardless of how amazing things are, there’s always the chance that, somehow, in some way, they can be improved upon. And, when we’re in a dark place, there’s always another comment that can add insult to injury. So, now you know you’re safe from the extremes, how close can you get to that idyllic middle ground? Closer than you might have dreamed! The Cosmos is on your side. Find out how you can help it to help you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

THERE are times when the best way to get something right is to risk making a mistake. Whenever we try too hard to act wisely, we risk looking foolish. Truly wise folk know that it’s OK not to know something and silly to pretend to have answers they don’t have. They understand that some questions will never be answered. So, should you listen to your intuition or doubt it’s validity today? The cosmic indicators are clear. Listen to your heart… it’s taking you to a good place. Do you want to know how things can work out well? Call for your inspiring latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

NOW that certain troubles are easing up, you’re beginning to feel rather pleased with your situation. But these are merely the scraps from the cosmic table. An entire banquet awaits you … if you only knew how to get to it. There’s something you no longer need to be doing. You’re shielding yourself from a danger that has passed. A belief that has brought you this far can carry you further than you could ever have believed possible. As Jupiter settles into its new home, a revelation awaits. Want to know how things can work out well? Call for your inspiring latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

THERE are three words which, when spoken in a particular order, create untold amounts of trouble. They are ‘supposed’, ‘to’ and ‘be’. We find it incredibly tempting to put them all together and so release the fiend of fate. This is an annoying gremlin which resides within all of us. It badgers and pesters us, urging us to criticise everything and everyone around us, and, most importantly, ourselves. So what’s ‘supposed to be’ happening today? It’s far better to focus on what’s actually unfolding. Regardless of the problem, there’s an answer. To find out more, call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

YOUR fellow Scorpio, John Keats, wrote: ‘Beauty is truth and truth is beauty. That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.’ So here’s a question for you: will your desire to fill your life with beauty be granted? A lot depends on exactly what it is you want. Unless it’s something truly outlandish, you’re likely to receive it — that is, as long as it’s in your best possible interests. Your personal team of guardian angels are far too vigilant to grant anything that might compromise that. Get what you want, not what you don’t want. Your latest four-minute forecast explains how. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

YOU have natural acting skills. You know how to make a good impression and how to choose your words so that they’re well received and create the response you’re looking for. Now that your ruler is settling into your sign, the gap between who you really are and who you want to be is narrowing — the inconsistency between your inner and outer self is disappearing. Though this is positive, it may feel uncomfortable and make you unusually self-conscious. Yet it brings you closer to how you want to be. Feeling fed up? Don’t be! Call for your latest four-minute forecast and find out where hope lies. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

PEOPLE play so many games with one another. One that has always been very popular is to pretend that everything is fine, while they secretly seethe with resentment. The problem is that the more we hide our true feelings, the harder it becomes for us to be in touch with them. Someone close to you is hiding behind a shiny exterior. They’re not as in control or as balanced as they’d like you to think. If you can allow them the space to just ‘be’ (rather than judging them), they might come out of their shell. The Cosmos is on your side. Find out how you can help it to help you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

SHOULD you be pushing your cosmological advantages today? Are you missing a trick? Could you have become a little complacent? Actually the opposite is true. You’ve been doing the right things, in the right way, for some time. With your ruler in a new celestial home, good things are making their way to you — whether you’ve realised it or not. If you feel as if you need to fight for something, then it’s not what you need. You’d be better off relaxing today, and watching out for the gifts being offered. Do you want to know how things can work out well? Call for your inspiring latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

SOMETIMES, we don’t know what we want until we get it. Conversely, there are times when we don’t know what we don’t want until we’ve got it! So, in order to be OK (and not be constantly disappointed), we make the best of whatever we have. This sometimes feels like a cop-out — as if we’re just making do with an unsatisfactory situation. Yet, this isn’t just a coping strategy… this is how we thrive. Your happiness today lies in being able to appreciate all the very different aspects of your life. Want to know how things can work out well? Call for your inspiring latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5612.