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would IF VEGANS they like object to change to a place my town’s called Wool, name? TO KEEP Mrs vegans NORMA happy, HEWITT, should Ramsbottom, we change Lancs. Birmingham’s name ANGUS to Birmingtofu? GAFRAIDH, London E11. so I felt AM smug a social that media my cheap, dinosaur, basic too mobile (Letters), phone could get a signal in the countryside when my friends’ smartphones failed. MARILYN CARTER, Braintree, Essex. I’VE formed a WhatsApp group with the ladies in the ward at Epsom Hospital who had hip ops at the same time as me. It’s a great way to support each other in our recovery. JULIA EVERNDEN, East Horsley, Surrey. A FILM is being made about Eric and Julia Morley, who ran Miss World (Mail). I was at their wedding reception, as I worked for a society photographer. What a job: I had champagne and caviar every day! SANDRA PARSONS, Keston, Kent. A FESTIVE tune for I’m A Celebrity: Dec the halls with boughs of Holly. STEPHEN TONG, Pudsey, W. Yorks. THERE are eight speed limits on a 3.3-mile stretch of a road near me: it goes from 30 mph to 40 mph, 50 mph, 40 mph, 50 mph, 30 mph, 50 mph and 60 mph. Is this a record? SIMON ROBINSON, Darlington, Co. Durham. HOW come every man in every advert has a beard? At Christmas, it should only be Santa!

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