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This weekend, the ongoing saga between Uranus and Neptune takes another dramatic twist. Both planets represent endings and change, though Neptune, the Water God, flows seamlessly from one to another, Uranus, the revolutionary, disrupts as it ushers in the new. in some ways it’s a relief to know that if Uranus starts a metaphorical fire, Neptune can put it out. As this is the penultimate peak of their two-year relationship, we just need to ensure the sacrifices we make for progress are a price worth paying.
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
IMPATIENCE obliges us to take action and advance our cause. But it’s frustrating when it’s caused by someone over whom we have no influence. That’s when we don’t know whether to laugh or cry. But the best course of action is — and for people born under your sign, this is hard to hear — no action! You may feel that circumstances are limiting you. Not so. The cosmos is giving you time to formulate a new plan. Something good is about to happen, for which you’ll need every ounce of energy you can muster. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. To find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
WHEN you know you want to buy something, it can be fun to let a salesperson think you have doubts. Then they bring out all their persuasive techniques — not knowing that you’re a pushover. They’ll use all their marketing skills, and maybe even involve the manager to make a one-off deal. But those techniques also work on the genuinely reluctant shopper. So, moving beyond the realms of shopping, have you fallen for some smooth-talking recently? You still have time to backtrack on a decision. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
WHY are you so ready to believe in other people’s abilities, yet undervalue your own? Self-doubt is debilitating, especially as, right now, you’re approaching an exciting new phase of your life. It’s time to give yourself a pep-talk. Instead of being daunted by recent difficulties, look further back to tight situations you’ve negotiated successfully. Remember those triumphs and allow them to give you the confidence to know your skills are enough to find success again. Faith in yourself won’t be hard to find. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. To find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23
IT’S BAD enough when we end up in an argument with someone. It’s worse, though, when we try to act as peacemaker, but end up caught in the crossfire of a row. If you’re finding yourself stuck in someone else’s negotiations, it might be too late to swerve away from the problem. Simply don’t volunteer to try to solve their issue. You can’t make everything right for other people. You’ve done what you can. If you back away and distract yourself, you’ll be there for the warring parties when the heat has died down. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23
ONE technique therapists use when trying to help clients break problematic behavioural patterns is to replace the old, bad habit with a healthy new one. No! I’m not suggesting you’re in need of therapy! But you are aware of something in your life that you’ve been doing for too long, and that you would like to be different. The interaction between Uranus and Neptune this weekend suggests the time is right for you to take the first steps towards breaking a pattern and discovering the change you seek. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. To find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
THE biggest door to a bank vault can be opened with the smallest key. A confusing detective mystery is often unravelled by the tiniest clue. Even if it looks as if something vast is blocking your progress, all you may need now is just a little help. Perhaps it’s simply a word from the right person — or a piece of information from someone you know. Something seemingly trivial is about to make a very big, positive impact. Prepare for a weekend that turns out to be far better than you expect. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
IT’S A myth that we all want an easy life. If it were true, the moment we saw trouble coming, we would dodge out of its way. If challenges were presented, we wouldn’t rise to them. If it’s simplicity we’re after, we just have to do nothing, disengage and merely exist. Hmm. That doesn’t seem to be ticking your boxes. What you’re seeking is a satisfying life, with meaning and fulfilment. That’s a different proposition altogether, involving effort and focus. If that’s what you truly desire, the cosmic outlook is just right. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. To find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
HAVE you reached a point where you feel you’re at full stretch? That things are OK, but not really giving you the fulfilment you had hoped for? What’s needed is an honest review, and you’re nothing if not brutally honest with yourself. In order to cope with a challenging time, you have created a protective bubble around yourself. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, it’s time to dissect what’s good and what needs to change. Open your heart and investigate all your options. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
TO THE outside world, Sagittarians seem to change the rules as they go along, forging new experiences and reacting deftly to events — a state of being to be envied. But you also like it if the route is planned and guarantees are in place. Maybe this strong framework enables you to run with the unexpected. Whatever the mechanics, you’re entering a brave new era. Relax and recognise that even though some questions don’t yet have answers, solutions will appear. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. To find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
WHEN a tree falls in the forest, does it make a noise if there is no one there to hear it? When you close the food cupboard door, are the tins still there, waiting until you open the door again? I’m asking these crazy, unanswerable philosophical questions because you’ve allowed yourself to be sidetracked by trivialities of this kind for a while now. Don’t become bogged down. You know your objective, but you’ve allowed it to slip out of sight. The time is perfect to get back on track. Have faith — and focus. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
IF YOU go through life assuming everyone’s hostile, you’ll end up in a world by yourself. That kind of shootfirst-ask-questions-later philosophy is doomed to failure, and is simply not your way. You’re right to be wary, but allow people the time to prove their worth; it’s an essential element in team-building or making friends. Right now, when a helping hand would be of great benefit, the gentle, open-minded approach will bear most fruit. When others look to you for a lead, softlysoftly is the winning way. Good news! Good tidings await you in your 2018 prediction. Find out what’s in store, call: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
‘THE beach was too sandy.’ ‘No one told us there would be fish in the sea.’ ‘Our onebedroom apartment was much smaller than the two-bedroom flat next-door.’ These are just three comments logged on review site TripAdvisor. Some people take the idea of a complaint to a ridiculous level. Not you, though. Your tolerance, compassion and understanding are legendary. You’d be well within your rights to be bristling at the lack of support you’re getting at this busy time. Don’t let others exploit your good nature. Treat yourself to an early festive boost! Your 2018 prediction is ready and packed with news. Call 0906 751 5612.