Straight to the POINT

÷ SO MANY company directors are against leaving the EU because instead of worrying about what to spend their huge bonuses on, they are going to have to roll up their sleeves and prove they are worthy of them.

BILL HODGES, Eynesbury, Cambs.

÷ WHERE’S Michael Ball when you need him to sing the national anthem at an England rugby match (Letters)? Supporting his Welsh roots!

DAVID CHALLENGER, Brockham, Surrey.

÷ I’M UNFORTUNATE enough to have as my MP Poundland Lenin John McDonnell. Hopefully, come the election, not for much longer.

PETE WILLIAMS, Hayes, Middlesex.

÷ WE ARE still laughing after news subtitles changed Spandau Ballet to Expanding Belly.

RAY and SYLVIA WALLEY, Chester.

÷ FOR £99, I was offered the chance to find out what breeds make up my dog. But he said he’s happy to be just a rescued Romanian street dog.

TIM KEOGH, Hunstanton, Norfolk.

÷ DISAPPOINTINGLY, speeding fines do not go to the local council or the police (Letters), but to central government funds.

DAVID BETTONEY, Cambridge.

÷ I’M AMAZED that 1.2 billion bread crusts are binned each year (Mail). The crust is the best part, especially when toasted.

MICHAEL PARKER, Birmingham.

÷ I’D BE ‘the very best version of myself’ if, like Michelle Obama, I had my own personal trainer, chef, make-up artist and stylist.

ANGELA McDONNELL, Nuneaton, Warks.

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