Straight to the POINT

AFTER celebrating St Patrick’s Day drinking Guinness with the Irish Guards, will William and Kate indulge in a pint of beer with the Grenadiers on St George’s Day? M. W. NICHOLSON, Leeds.

IF ITV’s All Star Musicals was entertainment, God help us! The talented John Barrowman should know better. BARRIE STACEY, London WC2. IS MY wife the only person to watch BBC1’s Baptiste from behind the sofa? T. CROSS, Dereham, Norfolk. I DON’T recall the Monster Raving Loony party winning every seat in Parliament. G. BISHOP, Nuneaton, Warks. WE BRITS shouldn’t be allowed out on our own — we can’t even find the exit. DENNIS OGDEN, Clitheroe, Lancs. A PENNY for Theresa May’s thoughts on bringing Amber Rudd back into the Cabinet. BRIAN MASON, Swadlincote, Derbys.

KNIFE crime is on the increase, yet I can walk into a local shop and buy 12 in hunting knives, Japanese swords and machetes. CHRIS ASHDOWN, Great Yarmouth, Norfolk. LAURENCE FOX on his split from Billie Piper: ‘Goodbye, money! Goodbye, wife’ in that order! SUE NEWELL, Melton Mowbray, Leics. FOR sale: retractable stadium roof. Well maintained, excellent condition, rarely used and surplus to requirements. Best offer accepted by Wales rugby team. FOR permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk