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TWO planetary patterns are forming. Mercury moving opposite Jupiter is grabbing the headlines; with each making links with Neptune. Meanwhile, Venus links with Saturn and Neptune in a ‘Minor Grand Trine’. So, while Mercury and Jupiter promise adventurous challenges, Venus gifts the creativity to rise to the occasion. We’re tougher than we realise. And we’re resourceful enough to be able to profit from any craziness that arises.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

FASHIONS are gone before they’ve even arrived. Music, sports, art and even lifestyle trends flare up and, just as quickly, die away. Our moods, like the tides, also rise and fall. The only thing we’re never in short supply of, it seems, is anxiety. It would make more sense if this too, ebbed and flowed, waxed and waned. Yet our problems and tensions only ever seem to mount up. Though your struggles are not about to evaporate, your patience certainly is. That’s a good thing. It’s time to draw a line. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

IT’S not always easy to know what’s reasonable and what’s not. We often use the notion of ‘reason’ to justify the most unreasonable activities. We find ways to make outrageous ideas sound logical and acceptable. In truth, the thought that anything is reasonable is unreasonable. And sometimes, doing unreasonable things is the best thing that we can do. Under the influence of the Minor Grand Trine today, you’re being empowered to take action and move on from a stalemate. Go for it! There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

HAVE you seen Laurel and Hardy’s The Music Box? It centres around two delivery men trying to deliver a piano to a professor who, unfortunately for our heroes, lives at the top of some very long steps. A series of increasingly disastrous events occur and . . . well, I’m sure you know . . . if not, it’s not hard to imagine how two men and a piano could be funny. But a joke that has to be explained is no joke. Comedy must be lived, not described. The same is true for your current source of inspiration. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

IT’S sad that today’s kids won’t know the simple pleasures of traditional games such as jacks or pinball. Once they’ve known the onscreen drama of Sonic The Hedgehog or Super Mario, they’re not so inclined, it seems, to enjoy these simpler pleasures . . . But aficionados know that a subtle

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

lean or bounce can make a monumental difference to the outcome of such games. A current situation is balancing on a knife-edge. It seems that it could go well, or not. Use all your subtlety and concentration to steer a safe course. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5604. WHEN you find yourself out, unprepared, in blustery weather, you need to prioritise finding somewhere to take shelter. It’s only when you’re snug and warm that you can afford to ponder why you were caught in such an unpredictable downpour. We can always retrace our steps and wonder if there was a better plan to follow. If an area of your life seems to be in turmoil right now, just do what you can to limit the damage. Don’t add fuel to the fire. The Minor Grand Trine will help ease a drama. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

WE CAN never have complete confidence in our own opinions. Nor can we ever truly trust other people’s ideas. So, what must we do when facing a scenario that demands absolute confidence? You’ve thought about a particular difficult challenge exhaustively, and the time has come for action. Not everyone will agree with your idea. Some might think you’re wrong. But that’s no reason to stop. Don’t be insensitive to forceful and convincing alternatives; but don’t be swayed by tentative suggestions either. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

IT WOULD be wrong if your tastes and desires hadn’t changed over the years. There are things you once loved and enjoyed that you no longer like, and you’ve become tolerant of experiences and attitudes that you once held in disdain. Does it mean you live with a sense of hypocrisy? No! It means that you’re someone who has evolved, adapted and grown as a human being. You’re in the midst of a healthy process of changing an idea or opinion. It will help you to move on from a difficult situation. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

YOU’VE been moving so fast that the scenery has been blurred. Finally, you’re able to slow life down to a speed from which you can start to notice the details of what’s actually going on around you. What might come as a bit of a surprise is the realisation that you haven’t moved very much. In fact, it seems as if you’re in the same place that you started out from. That’s because you’ve been moving through time rather than space. Although it looks familiar, as you’re about to discover, the story is very different. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

IT’S not easy when you have a heavy cart to push up a steep hill, and it looks as if something is blocking the road and the surface is full of potholes. No wonder you’re tempted to turn back. You can almost hear someone calling you to abandon your quest. Yet, you’re not ready to give up. The Minor Grand Trine highlights your resilience today. Here’s a reminder of why you embarked on this journey. You have good reasons for wanting to see it through. Things are about to get easier. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

IS THIS the right prediction? How can you know? Could the wrong person be reading the right forecast? Or what if you’re not who you think you are, but someone different altogether? In a life that is so full of uncertainty, how can we ever be certain of anything? Stop! If we ask enough ridiculous questions, then we can generate enough self-doubt to make even the most confident individual lose faith in everything. Choose with care who you heed today. Not everything (or everyone) should be taken seriously. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

CONSIDER how easily a twig can be snapped. Now think about what happens when several twigs are bound together. The combination makes it much harder for them to be broken; they have much more resistance when they stick together. This is all well and good as long as they don’t mind being in close proximity to one another. Obviously, people are not the same as twigs! Being so close brings inevitable tension. Yet, the advantages gained mean that the discomfort is a small price to pay. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

HAVING determination is a bit like having rocket fuel. If you have it, then you can launch an idea, but you also need to have a rocket; and that’s not something you easily come across! That’s why you’re going to have to find someone to work with if you want to get your idea off the ground. They have the element that’s missing from your formula for success. The Minor Grand Trine brings a different angle to your thinking. With some ingenuity, and some help, you can maximise the resources you have to hand. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5612.