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THE influence of Mercury (communication), in its own sign of Gemini for six more days, is strong now. Jupiter (luck and enthusiasm), is midway through a rare visit home in Sagittarius. Neptune (intuition) is eight years into a 14-year stay in Pisces. If these three were in a boardroom, you’d expect lively talk about the future of the company. Yet despite what politicians struggle to do, it is possible to agree on the best way forward.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
AS THE leopard pursues him, Tarzan leaps through the air, seizes a vine and swings through the rainforest. He lands in the great river and begins the swim to the shore. But no. The water is infested with crocodiles! Just as our hero hauls himself to safety, narrowly escaping the creature’s jaws, he realises he’s pulled himself on to a boat filled with poachers, who are now training their rifles on him. Yet no matter how dire the situation, our hero or heroine always survives. A happy ending is closer than you think. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
THERE are times when all we need is to snuggle up under our comfort blankets and watch a favourite film, eat familiar food or listen to music that reassures us and makes us feel OK about where we are in our lives. The cosmos won’t allow us to stay there for long, though . . . it knows that we need to be challenged in order to grow — so hiding away in a haven of our own creating is only a short-term option. To change a factor in your world, you need to do things differently. This may involve taking a risk. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
WHY is it modernday youth are so keen on staying awake all night and listening to loud music? Why are they able to spend all their time ‘chatting’ on social media, yet resist communicating with anyone who’s not a teenager like them? They can’t help it! They’re filled with passion and emotions to a degree that is unsustainable as they grow into adulthood. With your ruler being empowered in your sign, you’re being reminded of the joys that you can only experience when you’re young at heart. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
SOME wounds leave a scar. Sometimes we have to learn to live with ailments that will never fully leave us. We have to find ways to cope with the challenges they bring and adapt our lives. It might not always be easy to hear that ‘things could be worse’, but this idea isn’t meant to make us pretend that something that’s not OK is OK. It’s the powerful seed that can grow into a tree of wisdom and inner strength. Old injuries and hurts can have the same effect. A past problem holds a golden opportunity. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
NOWADAYS, we’re always rushed off our feet. If we’re not frantically hurrying through our to-do list, we’re fretting about why we’re not running around like a headless chicken in a hopeless attempt to insulate ourselves against future problems. Yet no matter how busy we are, we’re all able to put our tasks down when something even more urgent and threatening comes along. Though a key person might be occupied at the moment, they’re not so busy that they can’t help you in your time of need. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
ALTHOUGH they say rules are made to be broken, you have to take the consequences when you do. So if you want life to be safe and predictable, you’re better off sticking with what you’re ‘supposed’ to do. Or, better still, give yourself some strict protocols to follow, with penalties if you break them. Fill your days with lists that must be adhered to. But, if that isn’t what you want, it’s time to step over the line. Seek excitement, change and challenge instead! You can deal with whatever arises. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
WHAT are the odds of snatching success from the jaws of failure? How presumptuous is it to hope that a problematic scenario can be transformed into a victory? Or is this just the optimistic pitter-patter of an astrologer trying to dig their client out of a bit of a hole? Let me be clear . . . there’s no value in false hope. You have every opportunity to turn a challenging situation around. But unless you believe in yourself, your hopes will be short-lived. Show the world your most optimistic self today. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
IT’S always astonishing what you can do when you try. Just a look back over recent events is enough to show what you can achieve. You may be wondering if you’re going to be able to meet a deadline that you’ve imposed on yourself. Or you may be worrying that a plan is about to go pearshaped. Yet this is not the time to give up on your dream. No matter what happens, you’ve got to keep going. Stop thinking about what might happen and prepare instead for a victory. Success is on your horizon. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
IT’S sad that I can’t promise you’ll be able to tick every item off your to-do list today, but you’ll be proud of what you achieve. You just need to remember there is more than one road that leads to Rome — and this isn’t the only path to your goal. Be resourceful. Be brave enough to experiment. The answer isn’t about to throw itself into your arms, but you might just be surprised by how quickly you find it — and how unusually simple it’ll be to put into action. Luck is on your side. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
ALL that you need will come to you. In fact, the things you don’t need will probably come to you as well. But what you have to bear in mind is you don’t need to accept everything that’s being offered when it arrives. Use your powers of discernment to distinguish between what you want and what you can afford to let pass you by. Your perception is finely honed and completely trustworthy. To use it most effectively, you just need to have faith in your instincts. Then follow them. There are great things to discover in your in-depth forecast for the week. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
IS IT within the universe’s power to grant your wish? Since miracles are surprisingly common, why should your dreams be unlikely to come true? Are you seeking something that goes against the laws of nature? Are you hoping to grow gills and breathe underwater? Or to sprout wings so you can fly? Of course those things won’t happen! But things aren’t impossible just because someone says they are. Human limitations can be overcome. Try appealing to a higher force today. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear this week’s excellent news. Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
YOU’RE feeling pushed, rushed and pressurised. You’re being fired up by outrage and are determined to put something right. Yet there’s a chance that you’re acting out of a sense of obligation. You’ve started something and are running out of the energy to finish it on your own. No one is going to stop you. They’re just glad that you’re doing what your doing. It’s your job to recognise when things have gone as far as you can take them, then make adjustments. It’s time to put yourself first. Hearing your latest forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5612.