Straight to the POINT

÷ BORIS JOHNSON and Angela Merkel have one thing in common — their hair stylist.

BRIAN CHRISTLEY, Abergele, Conwy.

÷ FISH oils have no benefit (Mail)? Try telling that to the fish.

BEN HIGGS, Aylesbury, Bucks.

÷ THERE have been calls to fine GP surgeries for closing in the afternoon — why not fine the thousands of patients who miss appointments?

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester.

÷ HOW disgraceful that Prince Andrew took trips on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet. Doesn’t he care about carbon emissions?

DIANE SILVA, Bournemouth, Dorset.

÷ HOSPITAL food is often criticised but I spent a few months in Frimley Park hospital, Surrey, and they make the best porridge ever.

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÷ IS ARM-WAVING Gary Lineker practising for conducting the Last Night Of The Proms?

DAVE HAuXWELL, paphos, Cyprus.

÷ I AGREE that wind farms are a danger to birds (Letters). I used to stand on the beach and watch the swallows arrive, but sadly they don’t come any more.

MARTIN GOODENHAM, Thornham, Norfolk.

÷ NO WONDER I didn’t get selected to play cricket for England. I was bowling to hit the stumps, not the batsman’s head.

M. CHOATE, Woking, Surrey.

÷ A ROBOTIC tail has been developed to improve the balance of the elderly (Mail). Will I be able to wag it when I’m pleased?

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