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WE’RE in the Dark of the Moon as the lunar orb prepares to renew its cycle with the Sun for the second time this month. The second Full Moon in a month is often called a Blue Moon. So there might well be an extra hint of cobalt or cyan in the part of the sky hiding our lunar companion. Whether we can see it or not, the New Moon will colour our experiences — and the effects of this have the potential to be quite beautiful.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

HEY! Is that you over there, searching for the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? Or looking for a pie in the sky? While, on a regular day, I’d be tempted to warn you that you risk becoming either, or possibly even both, of these stereotypes, in the current encouraging astrological climate, you’re right to keep your eyes on the horizon. It’s looking particularly bright. So, I’ll save that lecture for another day! Today, it’s important to remember not to be too hard on yourself. There are wonderful opportunities as a rare series of Grand Trines energise your life. For exceptional news, call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

EXCUSE me… what do you think you’re doing? Don’t you know about the recent change of procedure? You can’t just sit down and read your forecast. You need to have filled in a form and signed on the dotted line first. I need to know that it’s really you; not just someone pretending to be you. Actually… let’s not worry about all that security business. There’s enough bureaucracy going on in your life without me adding to it! You need more power and more time. And that’s what you’re going to get. With a series of Grand Trines, you can give yourself the best present ever: four minutes of priceless insight. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

FOR some people, the exhilarating thrill of embarking on an adventure is akin to success. Their desire for information is a powerful motivator. Even when the outcome isn’t entirely positive, they’re happy to learn from the experience. Other folk are less gung-ho. They reckon that if they can work out the likely outcome of a plan, it’s as good as implementing it. But no one’s as smart as they think. And no one learns unless they try. Make an effort today, the results will be pleasing. As we approach an unprecedented series of Grand Trines, find out how your life can change for the better. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WHILST some people think that the theory of relativity came to Einstein in a dream, other people think the people who think this are dreaming. Of course, there are other folk who think that life itself is an illusion. It just goes to show that even with the help of innovative, mind-boggling theories, life can be very confusing! In the Dark of the Moon, you’re being given an opportunity to dream up an answer to a problem that has been baffling you for a while. Just trust your intuition today. The Grand Trines bring exceptionally positive change! There’s great news in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

IS THERE anything wrong with conceding a point? Surely the act of giving way and deferring to someone else’s views is a generous thing to do? Yet society puts us under pressure to fight for our rights and put up resistance, so that we often end up feeling dangerously marginalised and alone. We’re all composed of bewildering contradictions; one part of us is reasonable, while another feels compelled to stand our ground. Under the Dark of the Moon, put the kinder side of yourself first. This is a powerful week. The Grand Trines bring powerful potential for transformation. Find out more. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

LIFE would be so much simpler if we weren’t so easily governed by our emotions. For starters, we’d all be able to think more clearly. We’d be able to avoid allowing our feelings to shape our decisions, and the pains of the past to influence our future. But we’d be leading robotic lives, with little meaning and little joy. As Mercury joins Mars and Venus in your sign, you’re being enthused with a surprising intensity and passion. Be glad about the feelings you’re experiencing. They are deeply valuable. What a week! Mercury joins dynamic Mars and abundant Venus in your sign. For unmissable information call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

WE DON’T have to remind our hearts to keep beating. Our bodies are miraculously wired to keep this essential process functioning without any conscious input on our part. Frankly, this is extremely fortunate; I know very few people who could be trusted with that responsibility! Nor is this the only way that nature provides and cares for us. Our desire for happiness is a crucial part of our survival instincts too. You don’t have to force yourself into enjoying life. Have faith and follow your heart today. How will this week’s exceptional astrological picture transform your life? For inspiring news, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

WHY, when so many of our planet’s occupants say that they want peace, is our world in the state that it’s in? It’s enough to make you wonder if our desire for harmony is undermined by our personal fears and suspicions. We think that if we drop our defences, someone else will trample over them and take advantage of such weakness. Even though this attitude may be prevalent today, you don’t need to let it determine how you lead your life. Be open-hearted and you’ll welcome in positivity today. Let the power of the Grand Trines inspire your future. Call your latest four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

HOW much do you matter? How important are you? I hope you don’t mind, but there’s not enough space to answer your questions here. Answering someone else’s concerns would take up much less room; so I’m sure you won’t mind putting yours to one side. Surely their needs are more important than yours? No! You have every right to expect fair treatment, and to stand up for yourself when you don’t receive it. Don’t let anyone say that you deserve less than the best. Use the power of the unique Grand Trines to change your life. For the key to the future of your dreams, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

THERE are many ancient myths and legends which tell stories about the enlightened beings who inhabit forms very similar to you and me. The main difference seems to be that they are blessed with a constant awareness of the source of divine love that holds creation in its hands, rather than just experiencing almost random glimpses of it. I’d love to be able to tell you that you’re reaching such a state of awareness. Yet, under the Dark of the Moon, it’s likely that you’ll see a glint of it today. Maximise the energy available to you. Let the extraordinary Grand Trines transform your world. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

INDECISION often lies at the root of our problems. We spend such a long time evaluating the pros and cons of an idea that we lose momentum and, before we know it, the moment has passed us by. Yet the people we deem to be successful don’t always make snap decisions. They understand that there are times when it’s better to bide their time; even if they risk missing out on making an apparent gain. If something’s meant for you, it won’t simply pass you by. Follow your impulses today. The Grand Trines brings potential for powerful positive change! There is great news in your forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

WHEN people say things like, ‘No, I’m not worried about how this will turn out… I’m easygoing and chilled’ it’s very seldom true. It’s more likely that they’re expressing a goal and attempting to be relaxed about a difficult situation. Or perhaps they’re afraid of expressing the extent of their ambition, so cover it up. In order to be successful in a new pursuit, you’re going to have to cultivate the ability to separate someone’s words from their meaning. Then, be sensitive to your own needs. Let the outstanding Grand Trines guide you to the future you’re silently, secretly longing for. Call 0906 751 5612.