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YESTERDAY, we talked about Mars (muscle) and Mercury (brains) as I described the current grouping of planets being led by the Sun. Venus is also hanging about on the same Virgoan street corner, at the heart of the group. Today it moves opposite compassionate Neptune in an alignment that involves generous Jupiter. They ensure that the Virgoan gang isn’t up to mischief, but combining strengths in pursuit of noble dreams.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

THERE is no way ghosts exist. Well, that’s what the sceptics tell us. Apparently, they are shadows produced by our imagination and no more harmful than any other unsubstantiated fear. Psychologists, on the other hand, are horrified by this type of blanket dismissal. They respect all our experiences and value the creative power of our minds; working with them to uncover meaning in our lives. Don’t dismiss any wild ideas today. Make your dreams and premonitions work for you. To hear valuable information about the changes you can implement in September, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

WE DON’T have to look far when we want to find someone to argue with. Wherever we go, people are happy to launch into a debate on just about any subject. If we’re in the mood to join in, we just need to nurture a fervent opinion or two. It doesn’t really matter which point of view we take; we’re bound eventually to bump into someone who holds contradictory ideas. Yet the art of avoiding an argument takes more skill than winning one. It’s a skill you have at your disposal, which you can use today. September will be an exciting month. Take advantage of the exciting cosmic climate. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

RECENTLY I revisited the seaside town where I spent many holidays when I was growing up. To my surprise, I saw a man whom I remembered from those times. He’s a skateboarder — and goes along the promenade every night, just as he always did. What was most surprising, was that his technique hasn’t changed; he seems to find it just as difficult now as he did back then! It reminded me of how easy it is to fall into a routine and be oblivious of ways to improve. You can move on from a habit today. A new month! An exciting astrological picture. A forecast that could transform your life! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WHEN Elvis first became famous, far from being universally loved, his music was so controversial that some radio stations banned it. As for his dance moves . . . they were simply scandalous. Similarly, The Beatles were considered to be subversive, even dangerous. These days, there are few people who criticise these great musicians. They were trailblazers. Surely you’re now entitled to follow an idea that inspires you — and risk a little disapproval in the process? Do what you want to do! September is due to be amazing! For four minutes of news that could change your life, pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

LIFE isn’t easy. We all endure hardships, difficulty and strife. We undergo situations we wish we’d been able to avoid and wonder how we’re going to dig ourselves out of a particular situation. But that’s never the whole picture; we all get to have some love, optimism and happiness too. Though the bad may sometimes feel as if it’s outweighing the good, that’s never absolutely true. You need a reminder of how much joy and beauty there is in this world. Fortunately, one of those is here. For encouraging news about what September holds for you, call your month-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

FROM an early age, we’re all taught to be polite. Virgos, more than any other sign, seem to have this quality etched into their being. You intuitively live your life in a way that respects others. Yet we all also tend to apologise too much for expressing our needs too forcefully — this is an aspect of behaviour that you’ve also absorbed to the extent that you sometimes deny your own freedom of expression. The wealth of planets in your sign gives you the confidence to say what you mean without fear. There’s so much to tell you about September, and you’re going to like it! Do yourself a favour. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

IF WE can’t have our cake and eat it, why are so many of the people around us apparently able to? Yet, in the consumer world we live in, is it really possible to ‘have it all’ without compromising integrity? Tricky questions are piling up in your world. Received wisdom would suggest that, without sacrifice, there’s no hope of success. We should, we’re told, be prepared to face the consequences of our actions. Fortunately, a new door is opening for you. Stay observant, and seize the moment. Make your dreams come true in September! Call your four-minute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

JUST a few days ago you were wondering if you had the force to deal with some of the intensely emotional issues you face. Now things have changed, and you find yourself in a different role; you’re the lead character embarking on an adventure. It’s not easy to switch from recovering from a testing time to rising to a challenge. Yet you’re in this position because you have demonstrated great resolve. You’re more than ready for such a responsibility… and you’ll do very well. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, there’s excellent news in your September prediction. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

WHAT point is there in having standards if no one then appreciates them; especially when those who demonstrably benefit from your generosity aren’t inclined to return the favour? Perhaps you’re too sensitive? Or is it simply that the rest of the universe is idle and uncaring? Don’t let these kind of questions get to you today. Many benefits come from being you! Fortunately, life is about to remind you of just how good it can be. Your hard work is about to be very well rewarded. September holds great potential for positive change. Find out how to make this a month to remember. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

IF THERE is an elephant in the room, surely you’d be able to see it. Well then, it must be somewhere else . . . in someone else’s room. Silly them for not being able to see it. They don’t even realise it’s there; they refuse to talk about it or acknowledge its presence. They just look at other folk and talk about the elephants they’re not dealing with. You don’t do that . . . do you? In truth, just about every room on the planet has an elephant in it! Take the opportunity to talk about yours today and it will shrink. Welcome to September! Your powerful prediction for the month is ready. For inspiring insight, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

WHAT has happened to the fairytale dreams you used to have? Why doesn’t your life seem to bear a resemblance to the stories you aspired to? Yet those children’s tales weren’t only about happy-ever-after endings. They told of long, dark journeys, dangerous hobgoblins and malevolent casters of spells. With that in mind, perhaps it’s easier to see your life as being a bit more fairy tale-like! Even if you face more than your fair share of challenges now, there’s magic round the corner today. Your in-depth, new September forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

TO GET to the heart of the matter, we need to look at what’s going on behind a current time-consuming endeavour. What’s driving someone’s challenging behaviour? You can dedicate all your time to trying to make sense of every detail, or you can simply accept what the universe is not so subtly trying to communicate to you. Everything is playing out as it should, through the correct processes. As soon as you stop worrying about doing the ‘wrong thing’, you’ll find that you’ve been right all along. It’s September! For uplifting news on how the month holds exciting opportunities for you, call 0906 751 5612.