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ALTHOUGH their alignment was exact yesterday, we haven’t heard the last of the Sun-Neptune opposition that linked so powerfully with Jupiter. Their relative positions stay close enough for this weekend’s Full Moon to bring their relationship to a head. Their combined energy doesn’t cool much in the meantime; tomorrow it’s Mars that moves opposite Neptune. However steamy the situation is now, it may not yet be at boiling point. ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

THE prospect of going through a testing experience is often worse than the actual experience itself. We sometimes find ourselves in stretching situations that demand us to deal with difficulties we’d prefer not to have to deal with. We’re forced to be brave and to move out of our comfort zone. Even though we don’t enjoy the process, we benefit from the sacrifices we make. As your ruler Mars links to Neptune, look back at a source of recent stress. You’re about to reap rewards. Powerful changes are possible as the planets positively combine. Make the most of their influence. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

SOAP powder brands tell us how many more washing machine loads their product will wash compared with their rivals. But longevity isn’t always desirable. Willy Wonka’s everlasting gobstoppers appeal to a child but, to grown-ups, they sound absolutely ghastly. How would they work? Surely they’re unhygienic? How long before they become tasteless? Likewise, who wants a problem with a long shelf-life? Today, why not celebrate a situation while it’s here, rather than mourn its departure. In a time of celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Your week-ahead forecast is packed with news. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

IT WOULD be great if a law were passed that required everyone to wear clothes which suited their moral and ethical values. If all good, kind citizens wore brightly-striped clothes, they would be much easier to spot. If all bad people had to wear clothes with dots on them, we would instantly know who to talk to, who to work for, and who to enter a relationship with. Would the fashion consultants be the ones making judgments on who wore which clothes? Don’t judge by appearances today. You can use the celestial energy to create positive change. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

AN OLD drama is drawing to a close, which means that another one must be waiting in the wings. Yet how are you going to be able to devote yourself to the next project when you’re not quite ready to let go of the last one? You’re wondering whether you’ve done enough to ensure that a particular issue is laid to rest. All that really matters is what’s happening today. As Mars and Neptune link, they bring the perspective you need to free yourself from the past. Then focus on what you can change. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrological outlook? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

FREEDOM and herbal teas share a similarity; they often smell better than they taste. Something that you thought would be a delight has left a bitter flavour in your mouth. Your expectations were so firmly fixed that, when the actual experience differed from them, it was almost unpalatable. As Mars and Neptune link, there’s no point wanting something from someone who’s unable to give you what you need; and freedom isn’t a quality that you can use just to sweeten a challenge. Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate; solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

EVERY child I’ve met would choose to live on chocolate if they could. They’re not worried about nutrition. And no amount of explaining the health benefits of broccoli would make a difference! So, how different are grown-ups? Most of us, I suspect, could afford to be a little more circumspect when it comes to our diets. Yet we tend to tell ourselves that a little bit of what we fancy does us good. And, if we’re honest, we preach the reverse, too. Today, however, calls for a different type of logic. In a week of exceptional cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

ALTHOUGH it sounds counterintuitive, if you’re grateful for what’s going wrong today, you’ll find an opportunity to put something right. When you gladly acknowledge something that’s irritating or annoying you, you can start to figure out why you’ve been reacting in such a way. Then you can find a better way to proceed. Be thankful for your most difficult problem, too — the one that seems unsolvable. Imagine the delight you’ll feel when you find a solution. Because, soon enough, you will. You’ve got lots to look forward to! Find inspiration in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

THE planet we live on is just a tiny ball of rock, which is spinning through space. Space, as far as we know, is infinite; it goes in all directions and for all of time (which is also infinite). So that’s the circumstance we human beings find ourselves in. And, since we have a beginning and an end, we find it difficult to get our heads around the concept of infinite. That’s why we tend to ignore it. Yet we’re in a cosmos filled with limitless possibilities. Today, it reminds you that anything is possible. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth prediction, you should hear the inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

ON our planet, delightful things happen. Plants grow. Butterflies fly. The ocean rolls on to sandy shores. Awful things happen, too. Avalanches, droughts and forest fires. Nature and human nature are very similar things. We all hold the capacity to do good as well as bad. Sometimes, we swing so quickly from one extreme to the other that we lose track of where we are and how we feel. You’re in a situation which is changing at great speed. Something bad is turning good. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

NOT so long ago, it was perfectly acceptable to drink at a party and then drive home. Alcohol was seen as a social relaxant rather than a problem. It took a powerful public safety campaign (not to mention significant jail sentences) to wake people up to the dangers of their carefree attitudes. Fortunately, there’s no confusion today. In fact, it’s inconceivable to imagine a time when things were different. An exciting — and similarly fundamental realisation — is on its way to you. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s powerful celestial outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

WHAT makes you think you can succeed where others before you have tried and failed? What gives you the ability to decode a message that seems to be indecipherable? Isn’t that just arrogance? Doesn’t it just epitomise your Aquarian sense of self-assuredness and individuality? Put such thoughts out of your mind. Your unusual approach to a current riddle is exactly what’s needed to smash through a conundrum. Keep politeness for another day and shout your solution to the world! Take full advantage of the inspiring cosmic climate. Solve your problems and find solutions! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

YOU have more wisdom than you think and also great depth of understanding. That’s why you’re so attracted to laughter and cheeriness. It offers you a contrast and provides you with a means of escaping from intense situations that you’re dealing with. Yet, in among the jokes and joviality, you’re finding your way to an important clue. It will help you to uncover the underlying reasons which underpin the situation that takes up so much of your time. You have just the right touch to deal with these. In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5612.