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A READER sent me an article about how the stock markets respond to the Moon’s phases. Apparently, they rise 5 per cent more when the Moon turns Dark than when it’s Full. Since New Moons signal new phases of growth, while Full Moons represent the peaks of this process, the findings fit with astrological teaching. And the Moon does represent security. So if my readings don’t help your heartstrings, maybe they’ll benefit your purse-strings! ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 STARTING is always the hard part. When faced with a complicated conundrum, how on Earth are you supposed to know where to begin? As an Aries, surely you like to leap in headfirst and start where you land? Of course, you could be diligent and start compiling lists, collecting data and double-checking it before implementing a carefully considered strategy. But is there really time for that? Don’t fritter time worrying about making a mistake. Do the best job you can; it will be enough. 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