THE

coleen rooney/ rebekah Vardy debacle continues to grip the nation.

It’s not just the endless parade of surgically enhanced WaGs lining up to take sides — it’s also the fact that not since alexis carrington clashed with Krystle on Dynasty have we seen such a high-octane catfight.

What puzzles me, though, is this: how on earth did Mrs rooney find the time to mount such a forensic investigation into leaks from her Instagram feed while juggling all those exhausting foreign holidays? truly, the woman is an example to us all.