Straight to the POINT

÷ TELL Craig Brown it’s obvious where Ghislaine is (Mail). Take a look in Pizza Express in Woking.

ALFRED LEVY, Ilford, Essex.

÷ I HOPE Boris Johnson hasn’t started how he means to go on. A huge rise in MPs’ swollen salaries doesn’t say Happy Christmas to me.

ANN CHEESEMAN, Brigg, Lincs.

÷ BORIS has talked the talk, now it’s time for him to walk the walk.

ROY HAWKES, Burnley, Lancs.

÷ WHAT a delicious irony that the Remoaners put so much effort into creating the need for a General Election and now have exactly what they did not want.

PETER PHILIPP, Nassington, Northants.

÷ AT LAST, we have an impartial Speaker of the House of Commons.

IAN HARRINGTON, Axminster, Devon.

÷ WHY do we have Christmas at a time of year when the shops are so crowded?

BOB PHILLIPS, Southampton.

÷ FEMAIL Blind Date Leah describes herself as a ‘talent executive’. What does she do for a living?

GERALD RUDGE, Monte Carlo, Monaco.

÷ WHEN did ‘so’ become the new ‘well’ at the beginning of a sentence? I’m like — just say it, innit.

MARIANNE BARTRAM, Sherborne, Dorset.

÷ THE Met Office says global warming will continue next year. This from an organisation that can’t get tomorrow’s forecast right.

GRAHAM MARSH, Stockport, Cheshire.

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