Straight to the POINT

÷ 2020 is the perfect year to wish everyone 20/20 vision, especially the Prime Minister, given the long and winding road ahead.

HUW BEYNON, Llandeilo, Carms.

÷ MY WISH for 2020 is to replace Tess and Claudia on Strictly with an entertainer, such as Shane Richie or Bradley Walsh, and Zoe Ball.

GORDON ILES, Purley, Surrey.

÷ TO MARK Brexit Day (Letters), I am erecting a Union Jack on a pole in my garden.

LINDA WEBSTER, Winsford, Cheshire.

÷ MY HEART bleeds for Victoria Beckham, who is giving up her chauffeur (Mail). Next, she’ll have to shop at Waitrose and eat at the Savoy.

PAUL CHARLES COOK, Huddersfield, W. Yorks.

÷ NHS resources should not be wasted on revellers. Drunk tanks should charge a fee.

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester.

÷ I’VE just baked a Victoria sponge. Do I qualify for an MBE?

PETE SADLER, Hucknall, Notts.

÷ IF JO SWINSON is looking for a new job, I’m sure Jeremy Corbyn could do with some help on his allotment.

PIERS MINALL, Leverington, Cambs.

÷ WHAT will they be singing at Glastonbury this year? Oh, Jeremy . . . what was his name?

JON SEBASTIAN, Nottingham.

÷ LABOUR leadership candidate Rebecca Long-Bailey says she will promote ‘progressive patriotism’. Surely that is the same as backing Brexit — which Labour didn’t.

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