Straight to the POINT

÷ DID Greta Thunberg travel all the way to Davos by bicycle?

PETER LAURIE, Colchester, Essex. ÷ AS HARRY and Meghan want a quieter life, we should ban all publicity about them. Maybe they’ll be happy then — I certainly will!

JACKIE BUTCHER, Bristol. ÷ WILL Harry and Meghan be allowed to call any future profits they make ‘royalties’?

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey. ÷ WHAT with Dry January, Veganuary, Meg ’n’ Harry, roll on February!

ARTHUR JAGGERS, Abingdon, Oxon. ÷ AN ELEPHANT was spotted roaming around a five-star hotel in Sri Lanka. At least he didn’t need a bellboy to take care of his trunk!

MIKE SMITH, Chatham, Kent. ÷ SO FAR, Boris Johnson’s payback to the people in the North who loaned him their votes is all gravy and no meat.

MIKE CATTERALL, Accrington, Lancs. ÷ THE idiot throwing vegetables at Devon motorists should be given a cauliflower ear.

KEN HOBBINS, Birmingham. ÷ CONTRARY to all the criticism, I think John Bercow would make an excellent peer. Just anchor him off Brighton beach.

J. DUFF, Cottingham, E. Yorks. ÷ I DON’T welcome iPads in the classroom (Letters). At school, I got extra marks for neat handwriting, which was handy because I wasn’t the brightest of pupils.

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