Straight to the POINT

EU-REKA: We are out!

MICK BRIDGSTOCK, Rushden, Northants. THE first spring flowers bloomed in my garden on Brexit Day. A sign of a new beginning and hope for the future.

JOHN SMITH, Warrington, Cheshire. MAKE June 23 a Bank Holiday and call it Farage Day.

PAUL RUANE, Cannington, Somerset. I’M NOT buying any more French fries.

GERALD NATHANSON, Chigwell, Essex. REASSURING that Ant & Dec won the Ant & Dec Award for being Ant & Dec for a 19th year.

JOHN WARD, Spalding, Lincs. A SALARY of £40,000 for the Tate’s head of coffee is taking the biscuit.

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester. SOME computer advice for Tom Utley: 90 per cent of faults can be solved by rebooting. And 90 per cent of any remaining faults can be cured by rebooting with the other foot.

MAL RONAN, Taunton, Somerset. APPARENTLY, the BBC has 6,000 news staff — that’s news to me!

DAVID BASSI, Burnham-on-Sea, Somerset. 5G will enable me to ‘control my washing machine from the other side of the world’ (Mail). How can I use my smartphone to carry the laundry basket downstairs, sort washing into piles, put them in the machine with detergent and fabric conditioner and, when the wash has finished, hang them on the line?

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