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An underwater bed. A hut on skis. A hotel in a crane... the world’s wackiest places to stay
BORED with standard holiday rentals? Blasé about top-end hotels, or Premier Inns and Travelodges?
Never fear — websites are overflowing with madcap options, from sleeping in a former Soviet prison to a suite in a crane in Amsterdam, and a hut in the Arctic. Here are ten of the wackiest . . .
Bed down on an Arctic lake
IMAGINE being towed in a little hut by a snowmobile and deposited on a frozen lake in the Arctic wilderness each night. That’s what’s on offer at Lake Inari in the far north of Finland: a mobile snug for two, with windows and a glass ceiling to see the Northern Lights from your bed.
Splash out on the wood-fired hot tub, an optional extra towed in your wake. There are toilets, and showers at base camp. Ice-fishing and husky sledding can be arranged. Available November to April.
HOW TO DO IT: Finnair ( finnair.com) London to Ivalo from £279 return until March 22. A onehour shuttle to Lake Inari from £22, one-way ( kuljetusliikeilmarislant.fi). Cabins from £238, based on two sharing ( lakeinari.com)
Join the circus in Spain
THE Elephant Trainer’s Wagon, which once belonged to a circus, is one of seven places to stay at the resort of Casa del Mundo. Inland, amid lush gardens, it’s a half-hour drive from Alicante in southern Spain.
The wagon is rented alongside the neighbouring caravan, Punjab. Inside are polished wooden floors and painted walls, while outside a canopy shades two outdoor chairs.
Each wagon sleeps two and they share a central kitchen and bathroom.
The on-site restaurant serves international delicacies, and beaches are 12 miles away.
HOW TO DO IT: Ryanair ( ryanair.com) London to Alicante from £25 return. A stay at Casa del Mundo costs from £ 140 for two days ( casadelmundo.nl)
Stay in a Solent fort
ONE of four Solent forts known as Palmerston’s Follies, Spitbank was built to protect against invasion by Napoleon III and completed in 1878. A £2 million investment saw the fort, a 15-minute boat ride from Portsmouth, converted into a hotel with eight bedrooms, some in former gun emplacements, with gun port windows and a penthouse suite in the lighthouse.
There’s a hot pool, and some unusual games on offer, such as whacking biodegradable golf balls off the roof into the Solent and laser battles in the basement.
HOW TO DO IT: Doubles from £599, full board, including ferry transfers ( solentforts.com)
Underwater in Maldives
OVER-WATER villas in the Maldives are so passé. Now it’s all about going underwater. Conrad Maldives Rangali Island, in the South Ari Atoll, has created a new two-level Muraka suite, half of which is 16ft below the surface of the Indian Ocean.
Above sea level there is a private infinity pool; downstairs it’s a spacious, ultra-modern villa with a glass viewing tunnel. Arrival is by speedboat or seaplane only.
HOW TO DO IT: BA ( ba.com) London to Male from £702 return. Seaplane transfers with the Conrad to Rangali from £404 return. Villa from £7,273, B&B ( hilton.com).
Night in a Latvian jail
A NIGHT in Karosta, a former prison in Liepaja, Latvia, is not for the faint-hearted. Built around 1900, it was once a Soviet military jail. Guests sign a consent form for the full ‘Extreme Night’ experience. Expect food rations, compulsory exercise, orders from guards and a spartan cell with a hard bed.
Survive the night and you will be rewarded with a guided tour the next day. Open May to November.
HOW TO DO IT: Wizz Air ( wizzair. com) London to Riga from £52
return. Buses from Riga to Liepaja start at £6 one-way ( rome2rio.
com). Rooms from £15pp, excluding meals ( unusualhotelsoftheworld. com)
Elevated in Amsterdam
A SHORT hop by ferry across the River IJ from central Amsterdam is
Faralda, a crane hotel in the trendy nDSM neighbourhood, a former shipyard turned cultural hotspot.
Three luxury suites stacked on top of each other have been fitted to the interior of the crane, 50 metres above ground.
There’s also a panorama lounge and Jacuzzi (which costs extra) on the top deck. There are no ladders: a lift whisks you up to your room.
HOW TO DO IT: EasyJet ( easyjet.com) London to Amsterdam from £36 return. Suites from £578, including a bottle of wine, coffee, tea and a personal welcome package ( faralda.com)
Swedish nest egg
THE Bird’s nest in norrbotten, Sweden, is a twig- covered treehouse-with-a- difference. Each of the six nests is wood-panelled inside, with two bedrooms, a living area and a toilet. It is accessed via a retractable electronic ladder and has underfloor heating.
There are two saunas near by and meals are taken at ‘base camp’ — the 1950s Treehotel Guesthouse, a ten-minute walk away. HOW TO DO IT: norwegian Airlines ( norwegian.com) London to Lulea via Stockholm from £184 return. Rooms from £379 B&B, including transfers from Lulea ( treehotel.se)
Be a Bond baddie in Oz
THE Pole House, south of Melbourne, juts out on a plinth above ab Fairhaven Beach, on the Great G Ocean Road, accessed via a 28-metre 28 walkway.
Diamond-shaped, it is mounted on a 40-metre pillar with a retracting in glass frontage.
A winter woodburner hangs from th the ceiling and there are touch-ofaa button features — you can im imagine a James Bond villain such a as Scaramanga ensconced in th this eyrie. HOW H TO DO IT: Emirates ( emirates.
co com) London to Melbourne via D Dubai from £705 return. House fr from £364 a night ( coolstays.com)
On O the Sussex bus
OAK O flooring, a wood-burning stove st and bespoke kitchen aren’t what you’d expect to find on a double-decker, but the Big Green Bus B in East Sussex is special. Rescued from the scrapheap, it is parked in a field near Whitesmith, Lewes. The top- deck bedrooms sleep six, there are indoor /outdoor showers and an alfresco hot tub. HOW TO DO IT: Bus costs £195 per night, based on two sharing. Hot tub extra ( canopyandstars.co.uk)
Sahara tent retreat
LIVE the desert dream in the Sahara in one of five glamorous tents in Erg Chebbi, Morocco, an eight-hour drive from Fez (you’ll need a 4x4 and a driver).
The Merzouga desert tents are based on nomadic camel- skin homes but upgraded with local furniture and bathrooms.
You’ll dine beneath the stars, and an array of quad bikes, four-wheel drives and camels is available to help you explore. HOW TO DO IT: Ryanair (ryanair.
com) London to Fez from £63 return. Car hire and driver extra. Double tents from £270 B&B, including dinner and a camel ride ( merzougaluxurydesert camps.com)