Straight to the POINT

AFTER yet another appalling example of air rage, it’s time to stop serving booze on planes.

MIKE BAILEY, London N2.

ULRIKA JONSSON is jubilant that her revived love life makes her feel as if she has lost her virginity again. That’s virgin on the ridiculous!

MIKE PICEWICZ, Blackpool.

A FREE Christmas holiday for two in the Caribbean? Must be a Mustake!

DOUG JENNINGS, Mickleton, Glos.

WHY doesn’t Boris do the same as the rest of us and pay for his own holiday?

DAVID J. WRAITH, Port d’Alcudia, Mallorca.

POOR Dilyn has lost his neighbour Bailey. Still, I bet Larry is pleased.

MAY HALL, Sheffield.

MORE appearances of Beatrice and Eugenie at royal occasions? What a terrible price to pay for Meghan and Harry’s desertion.

BOB FLETCHER, Rochdale, Gtr Manchester.

DOES the sacking of Harry and Meghan’s UK staff include their security team?

M. ADAMS, Liskeard, Cornwall.

THE magnificent recreation of the Sistine Chapel in a Sussex church made the same mistake as Michelangelo. Adam and Eve would not have had belly buttons.

IAN DUCKWORTH, Rochdale, Gtr Manchester.

OF COURSE Barclays chief executive Jes Staley ‘deeply regrets’ his links with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein — now they’ve been revealed.

ALLAN J. EYRE, Middlesbrough.

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