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IT’S MY brother’s birthday today. He lives in New York while I’m in London. We don’t see each other as often as we’d like, but it’s heartwarming when we do. Yet it’s also intense as we pack in lots of catching-up into an already rich relationship. Pluto’s foray into all our lives takes on similar qualities. As it aligns with Venus today to form a pattern focused on the Sun, we need to be sensitive with those we meet and with whatever we do.
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GEMINI May 22 - June 22 IS THERE a grand plan hiding behind the apparent chaos of life on planet Earth? That’s the million-dollar question, to which I don’t expect to find an answer in your prediction today! Yet if there really were such a thing as a divine design, what are the chances of us, with our limited understanding of how the world works, ever being able to comprehend it? You’re entering a new phase of your future and trying hard to understand something. Relax, your intuition has got this covered.
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