Straight to the POINT

ARE the public so dreadful that Harry can’t bear to share a train carriage with them?

L. MARSAY, Middlesbrough, N. Yorks.

EARL SPENCER said his sister Diana ‘needed no royal title to generate her particular brand of magic’. Neither do Harry and Meghan.

DIANE SILVA, Bournemouth, Hants.

WE SHALL fight in the English Channel, we shall fight in the North Sea, we shall fight in the Irish Sea and in the Atlantic Ocean. We shall never surrender our fishing rights.

MIKE HOWELL, Folkestone, Kent.

BRUSSELS pouts.

ALAN JACOBS, Biddenham, Beds.

LIKE the Disney CEO who’s quit, I wouldn’t want to work for a Mickey Mouse company.

BEN HIGGS, Aylesbury, Bucks.

CHINA may send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to fight a plague of locusts. Are they quackers?

TED SHORTER, Tonbridge, Kent.

CALL this justice? A jail sentence of five years and four months for smashing a door and ceiling; 16 months for killing a teen friend.

J. M. TOKARZ, Macclesfield, Cheshire.

I HOPE the new James Bond film No Time To Die has more life than its dreary theme song.

RON SEWELL, Dovercourt, Essex.

WITH global warming and increased rainfall, we’ll be able to grow rice in our allotments.

RAY H. DOVER, Ingatestone, Essex.

TALK about Holmes under the hammer! Eamonn has been nailed by the taxman.

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

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