Straight to the POINT

DOES anyone have the recipe for pasta and toilet roll bake? It must be a good one, as people are buying all the current stocks.

Mrs Bette Spry, Highcliffe, Dorset.

WHAT a good thing it was that during World War II ration books were issued to ensure we got only our fair share of essentials.

Geoff Cook, Gateshead, tyne & Wear.

ONLY Joan Collins could manage to look supremely elegant while wearing a mask and rubber gloves!

SHirley HarrieS, angmering, W. Sussex.

DOESN’T Prince Andrew realise that refusing to cooperate with U.S. investigators over the Jeffrey Epstein case makes it seem as though he is guilty, even if he’s not. If he is innocent, then what’s the harm in talking to them?

Colin GriMMer, lowestoft, Suffolk.

LET us hope that now Harry and Meghan have finally said their farewell to royal duties and the UK, we will hear very little of them in the Press.

Harry eSS, atherton, lancs.

GIVEN that we’ve left the EU, can we go back to feet and inches, pounds and ounces, and temperatures in Fahrenheit? And could someone please make proper light bulbs?

DaviD WilliaMS, Billinge, Merseyside.

WHEN ‘Storm Greta’ arrived in the UK recently, she did more damage than the coronavirus, shutting schools in the West Country so children could listen to her ‘gullible’s travels’.

DaviD WellinGS, Brentwood, essex.

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