Straight to the POINT

÷ A DENTAL surcharge of £7 to cover PPE (Letters)? My dental practice is charging £47.

K. HuDSON, Whitstable, Kent.

÷ IF ZOE BALL donated £1 to the NHS every time she used the word ‘amazing’, they would never run out of PPE.

RICHARD SESSIONS, Chinnor, Oxon.

÷ THERE’S been more effort to get Premier League football back and pubs open than sending children back to school.

DAVID GORDON, Romiley, Cheshire.

÷ WHERE’S Wally? Looking at the photo of the crowds on Bournemouth beach, I’m pretty sure I could pick out Dominic Cummings.

GLENN MAIN, Waltham on the Wolds, Leics.

÷ I AM pleased to offer Arsenal my services to sit on the subs bench every match day at half the money Mesut Ozil gets to do the same.

BOB PHILLIPS, Southampton.

÷ REBECCA LONG-BAILEY thinks actress Maxine Peake is ‘a diamond’. ‘Gobby luvvie’ comes to my mind.

JACK BuTTERWORTH, Royton, Lancs.

÷ WHEN did the police become Blue Kneelers, Her Majesty’s Uniformed Social Workers?

JOHN KENNEDY, Hornchurch, Essex.

÷ TONY BLAIR seems to have a housework problem (Mail). He still hasn’t cleaned up the mess he left behind in Iraq.

PHILIP ROSS, Windsor, Berks.

÷ A READER is offended by being described as a little old lady. Why? I am slight in build, 80 years old and, I hope, always a lady. Perfect!

Name supplied, St Peter Port, Guernsey.

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