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AT BEDTIME recently, my son asked what would happen if Jack ate the magic beans? Would he grow tall like the beanstalk? In many ways, Jupiter is the purveyor of astrological magic beans — whatever it touches seems to grow. So as it links with Venus and Mars, what should we expect? If we defend our principles and pursue opportunities with vim and vigour, ‘happily ever after’ will seem less of a fairy-tale.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IT’S always appropriate for you to be yourself. After all, who else are you going to be? If someone wants you to pretend to be otherwise, you need to think carefully before changing the way you respond. There’s a way to find a solution to your current problem that doesn’t involve you having to squeeze yourself into an odd shape, or compromise your integrity. While respecting other people’s wishes is admirable, first, make sure that your generosity will be reciprocated. Need some support? What’s the best way to move forward and plan for the future? Call your forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

SOME people earn their money by advising their clients about potential problems. They tell them what they ‘should’ be doing, and warn them about the perils of failing to follow their advice. ‘If you’d only done that, you’d have avoided this difficult issue; but you can still get away with your mistake as long as you blame your action on such and such.’ As your ruler, Venus, links with Jupiter, you find yourself in a more powerful position. Don’t let anyone dissuade you from following your own plan. Even if you don’t usually hear your forecast, it contains valuable guidance. For good news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

WE SPEND so long focusing on what we need to do and have to do, it’s easy to forget the importance of doing the things that we don’t actually need to do but want to do. When the going gets tough, these are the first things to fly out of the window. We don’t often give ourselves permission for time to indulge. But if we’re not careful, we end up sacrificing our wellbeing. Without distractions and joyful moments, we make poor decisions. It’s time to put yourself first. Ease your troubles. Find the support you need. Your latest forecast contains helpful information. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

WHO doesn’t like the idea of the Loch Ness Monster or the Yeti? No one really wants proof that these mythical creatures don’t exist. Sometimes, a possibility is much more exciting than a definite fact. So, in the challenging times we’re living through, what are the chances of you keeping a long-held dream alive in your heart? As Jupiter links with Venus and Mars today, what’s the hope of you taking a clear step in the right direction? Much more than seeing any fantastical beasts! Keep looking. Like a ray of hope shining through the darkness, be encouraged by the powerful New Moon. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

I HOPE you won’t mind me saying, but I wasn’t expecting to see you here. How on earth have you found time? Have you forgotten how much you need to achieve? Perhaps you decided that you’re happy to devote only 90 per cent effort to your current task? Yet don’t you need to have an important discussion to explain your point of view? Shouldn’t you be pouring your time into that? Actually, you’re doing exactly what needs to be done. A new development is about to turn a problem on its head. Unsure about the direction you’re heading in, and what to do for the best? There’s valuable advice — call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

ONE of the indefensible excuses used by bullies is that their victim’s behaviour invited their response. We’d all like to think that this argument, which has been manipulated to the detriment of many victims, is no longer acceptable. Yet, we still tend to disapprove of those who struggle to stand up for themselves and try to avoid conflict. But there are times when lack of action hides acts of courage. Although it will take a lot of effort to hold yourself back, it might be the right thing to do. Confused? There’s a valuable message for you when you call your four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

NO MATTER what situation he finds himself in, Sherlock Holmes is always heroic. Although the writer gave his character some socially challenging aspects to his personality and lifestyle, he so cleverly constructed the detective’s persona that we’re on his side. In reality, we might find someone with such idiosyncrasies rather annoying. His lack of tact and extreme intelligence could be unbearable. As your intuition is heightened, be aware of the need for subtlety. If you’re overwhelmed and not sure how to cope, there’s a way forward. Your forecast will help you find it. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

THERE are so many things wrong with the world that it’s hardly any wonder there are problems with people, too. So, you have to ask, why were such imperfect creatures put on an imperfect planet by a perfect creator? And to whom should we address our complaints, or send our ideas for improvement? Making the world a better place is not an easy project to embark on. It’s easier, by far, to accept its imperfections and adjust our expectations. Life will go more smoothly if you do that. Worried? There’s an important message when you call your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

IN THESE extremely challenging times, it’s not easy to remember to appreciate the miracle of life on our spinning ball of rock. Yet, as Louis Armstrong sang, we’re still living in ‘a wonderful world’. Perhaps we should all listen to him regularly; it’s hard to argue with that unmistakable voice enjoying the simple things of creation. Although your inner voice has good reason to be critical, as your ruling planet Jupiter links with Venus, you might find yourself bursting into song. Feeling stressed and overloaded? Just four minutes of your time can help you find a better way to cope. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

WE HEAR politicians of all persuasions across the world saying that they’re ‘just doing the right thing for their country’. In these times, when they’re presented with a particularly challenging problem, you can practically guarantee to hear it. Yet, if politicians from across the political spectrum all think they’re ‘just doing the right thing’, who’s actually right? To cut to the heart of a contested issue, look inside yourself. If it feels right in your heart, have confidence, but remember, no one’s infallible. When it all feels ‘too much’ and that you’re not getting the support you need, pick up the phone. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

JUST because bad things sometimes happen to some people doesn’t mean that bad things will happen to you. And just because I tend to focus on the positive rather than the negative, it doesn’t mean I’m avoiding telling you something. Yes, there are a few clouds forming on your horizon, but they’re just a natural result of the current astrological weather. There’s no need to plan your day around a negative assumption. If they don’t simply blow over, the rain will be light. The stars have a powerful message for you. For a prediction taking you to the next Full Moon, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

NO MATTER how bleak things seem, life’s never devoid of love or hope. However hard the task, or impassable the road, if we search hard enough, we’ll find the support we need. It might not look anything like we expect it to. It might not come from where we anticipate. It might even take time to recognise it. Be reassured that the cosmos has your interests at heart. Strong foundations have been laid. The clues are there to be seen. If you count your blessings, you’ll be delighted by what you discover. For excellent advice to guide you through the twists and turns of the week, call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5612.

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