Straight to the POINT

■ HOW far you cycle depends on ability. Does it matter unless it’s for scoring political points?

DAVID EDWARDS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.

■ WHY all the fuss over Boris’s bike ride? I’m sure he was only looking for Specsavers.

JOHN KNIGHT, Lymington, Hants.

■ SOMEONE should have said ‘on your bike’ to Boris months ago.

JEAN COOPER, Milton Keynes, Bucks.

■ AFTER putting up with their nation’s rubbery cheese, the appeal of a lorry driver’s ham sandwich was too much for the Dutch customs officers.

PETER WRIGHT, Broadstairs, Kent.

■ CAN my wife and I join the jet set and try to get a jab sooner?

MICHAEL J. LOCKE, Gillingham, Kent.

■ THE remake of Sex And The City should be called Sanatogen And The City.

PAUL SIMPSON, London Se3.

■ LOST Congress, lost the Senate, lost the White House and lost the plot. Who’s the loser now?

K. HARRIS, Chesterfield, Derbys.

■ USA: Unstable States of America.

N. J. WOOTTON, Wallasey, Wirral.

■ WITH Carrie’s mother joining the Downing Street bubble, I’m expecting Boris to declare social distancing should be 300 yards.

BILL WILLIAMS, Swindon, Wilts.

■ HOW about introducing the bargepole social-distancing rule? There’s already some people I apply it to, virus or not!

BRIAN SYKES, Sudbury, Suffolk.

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