Straight to the POINT

■ WHAT do John Major, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Theresa May have in common? They now claim they are able to solve the problems that eluded them in office.

PETER RICKABY, Selby, N. Yorks.

■ ONLY militants want to strike. Most teachers can’t wait to get back to the classroom.

SUSAN BRADLEY, Norfolk

■ DOES TV gardener Carol Klein use the same hairdresser as Boris Johnson? Or are they both dragged through a hedge backwards?

BOB REEVES, Dereham, Norfolk.

■ MY FAVOURITE graffiti: What shall we do when Jesus comes to Liverpool? Move Ian St John to inside left. A mark of the respect for this great, late footballer.

MIKE JONES, South Witham, Lincs.

■ WHO will install electric charger points in the places that only a Land Rover can reach?

J. J. TUTHILL, Surbiton, Surrey.

■ I WAS delighted to receive my Global Health Insurance Card, proudly displaying the Union Flag. All I’m short of is somewhere to take it.

STEVE SALTER, Crowborough, E. Sussex.

■ I DON’T want to watch TV adverts about leaky bladders, thrush and erectile dysfunction when I’m having my tea.

TINA DAVEY, High Wycombe, Bucks.

■ RED Nose Day could be funded for years if all those starting a sentence with ‘So’ donated £10.

Mrs BELINDA BELAIRE, London NW6.

■ AT LUNCHTIME, it will be 12.34 on the 4.3.21.

DAVE FAULKNER, Welwyn Garden City, Herts.

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