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IN AD 725 the monk Bede wrote that Eostre was the Anglo-Saxon goddess of spring. Later, German folklorists suggested Eostre was the goddess Ostara, who transformed birds into rabbits which laid eggs. Is this the origin of the Easter Bunny? Or is it simply an expression of spring when new life appears? Truth and legends don’t always make good bedfellows. But, by sticking to convictions, we can make a big difference.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
SOME people find the philosophical approach of these predictions challenging. They prefer a more direct style of forecast. But, those born under your sign find it stimulating. The philosopher Descartes was an Aries. He’s considered to be one of the world’s greatest thinkers; he said: ‘I think, therefore I am’! It’s an astonishingly simple maxim, which has echoed across the centuries and significantly impacted the way we relate to the world. Such simplicity is key to your success today. To hear valuable information about the changes you can implement in April, call your month ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
IMAGINE Leonardo Da Vinci fretting about who to use as his next portrait sitter. Or Beethoven worrying because he couldn’t whistle a good tune. Or Chanel not being able to find a matching pair of socks. I’m not saying that your talents are as obvious or as prodigious as theirs, but they’re real, and they’re special. It’s important to remember that a challenge isn’t the same as a roadblock. And, now, you’re facing the former. Stay calm and you’ll find that your innate genius more than rises to the occasion. April is due to be amazing. For four-minutes of news that could change your life, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
UNJUST
or unfair situations make you feel uncomfortable. You go out of your way to right wrongs and redress imbalances. Even if you’re unsuccessful, you get a sense of gratification from knowing that you’ve done what you can, just by reaching for the highest standards. A current situation is frustrating, even exasperating you. How are you supposed to turn a blind eye to something that’s unacceptable? You aren’t. If you keep doing your best, you can encourage the change that’s needed. For encouraging news about what April holds for you, call your month ahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23
HOW much does it really matter? Is it possible that you’re treating something minor as if it were the be-all and end-all? None of us is blessed with perfect perspective. We might be able to cast an eye over friends’ lives and suggest where they need to re-evaluate and re-prioritise, but when others try to do the same to you, it often turns out to be annoying. If someone tries to tell you what they think you need to do, take their words with a pinch of salt. Your priorities are naturally becoming clearer. April is full of potential. For news that will help make the most of your cosmic opportunities, call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
THERE’S a reason
why you came to this spinning ball of rock. Even if you think that existence is a matter of chance, a powerful force placed you where it did, when it did. And, as that force is still in operation, there must be meaning to where you are and what you’re doing right now. It’s time to dispel your doubts, cast off your anxieties and believe in the generosity of the celestial force that lies at the essence of all creation and drives every beat of your heart. It will guide you well. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, there’s excellent news in your April prediction. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
SPECIAL
psychoanalytical skills must be perfected and then put into practice when we want to be sure that people are paying attention to us. We can’t just say, ‘please focus on me’. Or, ‘concentrate on this’. We have to try to imagine the way in which our words might be interpreted, and then test our ideas by gently asking inoffensive questions. It’s important for you to reach a clear understanding with a key person. With care and consideration, you can make substantial progress along this road. April’s cosmic climate inspires positive change. Make this a month to remember. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
DID you have
kedgeree and Buck’s Fizz for breakfast? And if not, why not? Can you consider yourself to be experiencing the best the world has to offer if you’re not indulging yourself on such delicious treats? Or are you telling yourself that you wouldn’t want these things, even if you could have them? Or could it be that some of the things we think of as ‘luxuries’ are overvalued? In the most vital way of all, you’re in possession of the best of the best. Appreciate what you have. A new month. An exciting astrological picture. A forecast that could transform your life. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
IF X didn’t
happen, you could have done Y. If things hadn’t gone this way, they might have gone that way. You’re wondering what it would be like to break free from your responsibilities and commitments. Are you wasting your time? Would a quick switch of priorities save months of work? But even if you could dedicate all your resources towards creating a new world, it would end up full of new promises to keep, and sacrifices to make. Tackle the ones that already exist with good grace. Welcome to April. Your powerful prediction for the month is ready. For inspiring insight, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
IMAGINE how much fun you could have if you had your own jetpack. In these socially-distanced times, with a quick flick of a switch, you could soar above everyone’s heads and land in whichever back garden you wanted. I’m not trying to suggest that such a marvel will be available to you, but the cosmic climate brings the psychological equivalent of an upwards boost your way. Where, normally, little comes of the wishes we make, now there’s a chance to ensure they count. Your in-depth April forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
NO ONE has a total grasp of everything that’s going on. So the fact that you’re struggling to understand something places you in very good company. Anyone who acts as if they’ve got it all sussed out is either deluded or bluffing. So, too, of course, are most of the people who try to give an impression of being completely ignorant. The truth is that we’re all in possession of a few pieces of a complex jigsaw; it’s through co-operating with others today that you can create a bigger picture. There’s so much to tell you about April, and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
SOME of
us see only what we want to see, and can be easily pointed in the wrong direction by people who feel they will benefit by telling us what it suits them to tell us. The reverse is also true. We allow ourselves to believe what we wish we didn’t believe because we have allowed doubts to impact on our expectations. You’re under no obligation to accept anyone else’s view of how the world works. And, if your own view is that it’s a cruel place, you should argue with yourself, too. Make your dreams come true in April. Call your fourminute, in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
WHILE some
people dream of going on a cruise, others are nervous of water. Meanwhile, some folk are fearful at the thought of catching a plane. Like it or not, we come into contact with danger all the time. Chopping an onion? Best be careful. Even opening a bottle of champagne can be a dangerous job. In order to get through the day, we have to find ways to blank out the potential risks we’re surrounded by. Are you facing some kind of trouble? Only if you allow your imagination to get out of control. All is well. It’s April. For uplifting news on how the month holds exciting opportunities for you, call 0906 751 5612.