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WE YEARN for some things, even when we know they’re unrealistic. They are fantasies we can’t bear to give up. It would be foolish to suggest that the cosmos can make such dreams come true. Yet, no matter how unrealistic an aspiration today, we may discover good reasons why we can’t let it go. Impossible dreams have something to teach us. This weekend, we can look for imaginative solutions to real-world problems.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 WHO are you going to be communicating with this weekend? What will you say? Will the conversation be polite but empty? Or more challenging and significant? Is there a way to say what needs to be said without anyone having to hear anything they don’t need to hear? Of course. Put yourself in someone else’s shoes. Under the Dark of the Moon, if you try to imagine how they feel, and allow that to colour your conversation, the resulting mutual empathy will enable genuine understanding to grow. Use the energy of the New Moon as it links to the planet of love and create powerful change. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 WHEN the world’s chock-a-block full of things that aren’t what they seem to be, it’s easy to be cynical. We hear so many dubious claims and debatable declarations that we’re almost immune to their effects. Yet almost all of us believe that we’re entitled to our beliefs. Could you be investing your energy and putting your faith into an idea that can’t possibly come true? Should you be more realistic this weekend? Actually, there’ll be plenty to inspire you soon, even if you can’t believe how it has all come about. As Venus, your ruler, moves into your sign, it brings inspiration and hope. Tap into its power. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22 SO HERE you are, reading your prediction. You didn’t come here for me to point out anything so obvious . . . did you? There are times when we can benefit enormously from paying attention to what’s so self-evident it’s easy to overlook. Sometimes, that’s where the magic of a spark of perception and realisation comes from. It’s how we reach a breakthrough that changes everything. This weekend, under the Dark of the Moon, you can catch yourself thinking a thought that leads to an innovation. As the New Moon links to Venus, your dreams really can come true. For life-changing advice, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23 SINCE nature is bountiful, generous and abundant, shouldn’t we all be living lives of luxury and plenty? Some philosophical folk think that when we think the worst, we create it. And that when we give in to negativity, we go against the cosmic laws. Now, far be it for me to get involved in such a debate; but, if you want my advice, I’d suggest you don’t give a current fear too much credence this weekend. A situation that looks problematic can, with the right attitude, be easily dealt with. This is a powerful New Moon and your latest four-minute forecast is ready. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23 WHAT’S the point of having an ability to see the future, if we don’t have the ability to change it? Surely it’s not enough just to know what lies in store? We want to know what it might be so we can make decisions that will either embrace or amend it. If you can foresee a difficulty this Dark of the Moon weekend, you also have the power to prevent it from happening. If you can see what’s worrying, distressing or hurting someone, you’ll find yourself perfectly positioned to alleviate their concerns. As the New Moon links with Venus, it brings an important message. For your spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO WHEN we start a Aug 24 - Sep 23 project, there’s no sure-fire way of knowing how it will turn out. Since some things simply take the time they take, we have no option but to wait to see how they’ll unfold. It’s not until a variety of components have played themselves out that we can step back and judge the results. It’s tempting, in the midst of waiting, to think about giving up. What are you waiting for? Is it worth it? Do whatever you need to do to hang on in there this weekend. Distractions aren’t a waste of time; they’re keeping you in the game. Let the powerful New Moon guide you to the future you’ve been dreaming of. Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 IMAGINE a locked door. You want to get in (or out) of a room but the handle won’t turn. Now suppose a key has been hidden close by. Either you haven’t been told about it, or you’ve forgotten its existence. You could seek out someone else who has a key . . . or try to smash your way through. But, if you’re feeling frustrated about your dilemma, you might not think of looking in the obvious places where the key might be. This weekend, you can find something you’ve been searching for. As Venus, your ruler, changes signs and links to the New Moon, this can be a week to remember. For insight, call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 ALTHOUGH we often talk about the problem of hearing what we want to hear, hearing what we don’t want to hear is just as problematic. When anxiety and doubt threaten to overwhelm us, we can read negativity into the most positive statements. So, why is that relevant to you? Is someone failing to take your message on board? Or could you be misreading their signals? You have an opportunity, this weekend, to get to the bottom of a sticky situation. The chances are you’ll find there never was one to begin with. The New Moon’s link to Venus brings potential transformation. You can change your life. For exciting news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 YOU are blessed with many talents and skills; some of which you’re aware of, and others of which you’re more modest, even uncertain. Right now, you suspect that you only have enthusiasm for the task in hand rather than the proficiency of a professional. But how do you think people with sharp skill sets ever developed their expertise? They just keep doing what they’ve already started to do. This weekend, you get to prove to yourself (and others) that you have the answer to a bothersome question. As Venus, the planet of love, links to the New Moon, get ready for a boost of cosmic energy. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WE’RE all guilty, from time to time, of believing what we want to believe and hearing what we want to hear. For the most part, it’s not a problem. We exist happily in our own little bubbles . . . until, that is, our perspective is challenged. It’s a fact of life that there’s no such thing as a single source of truth; and this weekend, you’ll see evidence that proves that two perspectives can simultaneously exist. It doesn’t mean you’re right or wrong. Only that the cosmos is mutable. A balance (that suits you) is yours to discover. The New Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. For valuable insight call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 IT’S impossible to exert such an influence on the cosmos that it meets your every need, or indulges all your fantasies. It doesn’t matter what you do, or how hard you try. Harder, yet significantly more possible, is a willingness to adapt your attitude to the point where you can see blessings, even in disadvantages, and something to be glad about, even when you might also see something to begrudge. That much magic (at least) will work astonishingly well for you under the Dark of the Moon. The New Moon’s link to Venus means dreams can come true. Call for your spookily accurate forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 LIFE isn’t easy. And, while challenges might hold the possibility of exciting opportunities, they also carry the threat of disappointments. The things that bring us the most joy also have the capacity to break our hearts. They make us vulnerable and susceptible. But would you prefer to be cold, or insensitive? Although you might wish less of your happiness relied on someone or something else, this Dark of the Moon weekend, you can’t turn your feelings off. If you focus courageously on what matters most, all will be well. Let the light of the New Moon uncover the answer you’re seeking. For your spookily accurate forecast, call 0906 751 5612.