Straight to the POINT

THE results of this year’s Oscars surprised me. There was not even a mention in the Best Actress category for Meghan Markle for her stunning performance in What Are Friends For?, directed and choreographed by Oprah Winfrey.

Tony Carmedy, navenby, Lincolnshire. HAS anyone else noticed the remarkable likeness between Dominic Cummings and Gollum in Lord Of The Rings? Both equally trustworthy.

John WeLTon, Cumbria. IT MIGHT be my age, but I am becoming increasingly confused between Carrie Markle and Meghan Symonds.

VinCenT J. GranT, Poole, dorset. IS IT just a coincidence that Highways England use a comedian to advertise smart motorways?

John LiddLe, Thetford, norfolk. IF ‘LONG Covid’ can be taken seriously, why can’t late-stage ‘long’ Lyme disease?

d. dorrer, Sevenoaks, Kent. NOW let’s see the heads roll of those truly responsible for the Post Office scandal. Or will it be another case of ‘lessons will be learned’?

CoLin niCoL, South London . A CLIMBER went up Everest thinking it was the last place on earth he’d contract Covid-19. Yeti still got it.

Terry CoaTeS, Birmingham. LET’S secure the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square for a statue of Prince Philip CLiVe JaCKSon, ramsgate, Kent.

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