Straight to the POINT

÷ JUST think how much better the Tories would have done in Hartlepool if Boris hadn’t redecorated his Downing Street flat.

KEVIN COLEY, Leicester. ÷ AFTER the pasting Keir Starmer got, posing with wallpaper was not a good idea.

JOHN RUSBY, Bishop Auckland, Co. Durham. ÷ COULD someone remind the Labour leader that rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic did not stop the ship from going down.

VERA SEAMAN, Bristol. ÷ BRITANNIA rules the waves while France waives the rules.

LIONEL DREW, Banbury, Oxon. ÷ FRENCH President Macron may shower praise on Napoleon, but he’ll meet his Waterloo at the next election.

CHARLES HOUGHTON, Wrexham. ÷ SO MUCH for Harry and Meghan telling us all how to live an environmentally friendly life when they give Archie a bunch of helium balloons for his birthday.

GILLIAN GATEHOUSE, Wokingham, Berks. ÷ HASN’T George Clooney got enough bread?

JOHN EVANS, Wokingham, Berks. ÷ THE RAF plans to have zero carbon emissions in two decades. Electric planes would make mid-air fuelling interesting.

Mrs T. NEWMAN, Gloucester. ÷ THE perfect woman (Mail), a composite of the most popular features in plastic surgery, looks boring. It’s the little imperfections in our faces that make us attractive.

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