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TODAY in 1799, the Rosetta Stone was found in Egypt. The same text appeared in Egyptian and Greek, allowing the hieroglyphics alongside to be translated — although interpretations differ! My cousin Jemima, Jonathan’s daughter, has begun journeying into professional astrology. I’m excited to see the path she’ll carve in this arcane field. As the Sun and Mercury link this weekend, deciphering cosmic symbols will be easier to do.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

IF YOU didn’t have a sneaking feeling that something wasn’t ‘quite right’, then something wouldn’t be right! There are always issues to deal with, and you’ve had more than a few challenges to cope with this week. Yet the difficulties you’ve been involved with have done you a favour. They’ve helped you identify a number of factors that you’ve been putting up with, which need changing. This weekend, as the Sun and Mercury link, your efforts will bring positive effects that last. Auspicious alignments suggest good times lie ahead. Learn more in your latest in-depth forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

THEY say ‘all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy’. Then again, given that the protagonist of Stanley Kubrick’s film The Shining wrote these words obsessively as he slipped deeper into a state of craziness, perhaps we should be a little more inclined to question its wisdom! Work doesn’t need to be mundane. And ‘play’ isn’t synonymous with excess. You’ve got a lot on your plate this coming weekend. If you approach your tasks with a positive attitude, you’ll be able to strike a perfect balance between success and fun. Need to change something in your world? Your latest four-minute forecast tells you how. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

ARE you expecting miracles this weekend? What are the possibilities of something amazing coming into your world? Would it be unrealistic to expect dramatic changes that unleash exciting possibilities? Would I mention these things if they were irrelevant? No! Whether you feel optimistic, or whether you feel worn out by your efforts to achieve an objective, the message is clear. As the Sun links with your ruler, Mercury, the next chapter of this story holds an exciting development with a happy ending.

Your latest, in-depth four-minute forecast contains inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

SOME long for a people time when they’ll be able to make sense of everything in this crazy world. They spend their lives trying to create a semblance of order. You, on the other hand, like living with a sense of mystery: the possibilities of the unknown excite you. When situations are ‘black and white’ you enjoy adding colours to create a richer picture. Life’s so much more rewarding when things combine in vibrant, surprising ways. This weekend, you can help create a scenario that brings happiness.

Live life to the full. There is helpful advice and pleasing news in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

GIVEN the choice between knowing things in advance and having information sprung on us, most people would choose the former option. We prefer it when we have a bit of time to think and plan ahead. That’s why we turn to astrology! Yet, this weekend, as your ruler, the Sun, links to Mercury, it’s your ability to adapt that will enable you to profit from the astrological climate. Expect all sorts of stimulating events to pop up and surprise you. If you go with the flow, you’ll profit from being in the spotlight. What’s the best way to move forward and ensure success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

‘IN THE beginning’, we are told, ‘was the Word’. Then over the next six days came light, the oceans, plants, animals, and everything necessary to sustain and create life on our planet. Impressive, huh? Yet if all that did happen over a week, why does it take us so long to do anything? Why can’t we be as effectively productive and create something out of nothing? Actually, we can. And this weekend, with your ruler, Mercury, empowered by the Sun, if you focus your mind on what you need, you may achieve a miracle or two. All you need is some guidance. Your week ahead forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

WHY do we exaggerate? It’s as if we don’t think reality has enough oomph in it to have a powerful enough effect. The poet Khalil Gibran wrote that ‘exaggeration is truth that’s lost its temper’. In these strange times, when we’re bombarded with examples of truth being manipulated with impunity, maybe it’s so tired of being misbelieved that, in order to be heard, it feels justified in a bit of exaggeration! The Sun/Mercury link this weekend, brings you the insight to see the truth of a confusing situation — and sort it out. Your week ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

AS THINGS seem to be falling into place, your involvement in a situation is changing. You can allow this to happen. You’ve done the hard work. You’ve shown commitment. Yet you’re at that final, tricky stage where ‘what ifs’ and ‘maybe I should have done it differently’ risk spoiling the fulfilment you deserve. A degree of selfdoubt, mixed with excitement is at work. This weekend, a new idea, even if it’s captivating, could prevent you from freeing yourself from a finished project. It’s time to move on to bigger and better things. How can you achieve what your really want? Call your latest weekly forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

OUR great world leaders and politicians always proclaim to know what’s ‘best’ for us. They write blogs and books purporting to understand what lies at the root of society’s problems and explaining why they’re the right person to fix them. Yet these people come and go. It makes you wonder why we think they know more than we do. This weekend, with Mercury linking with the Sun, just rely on one fount of knowledge. If you trust your instincts you’ll know how to deal with someone who thinks they know ‘best’. Your week-ahead forecast contains important advice. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

I DON’T often speak of astrology as something to be wary of but, like most things in life, it can be misinterpreted and misused. Someone can, for example, read about their sign’s characteristics and, instead of trying to change their ways, shrug their shoulders and think, ‘well, I can’t help being like this, it’s how I am’. But even Capricorns have room for some self-improvement. Your task, this weekend, as Mercury and the Sun link, is to be the best you can be. If you can manage that, you’ll make it a weekend to remember.

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AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

YOU’RE one of those people who like to be involved in whatever’s going on. That’s why you’ve got a reputation for not being able to leave things alone. But that’s not completely true. If there’s no problem, you’re happy not to fix it. But if you happen to spot a flaw in a plan, you’ll happily point it out! And if you come across a pretence in a argument, nothing will stop you from seeking the truth. This weekend, your refusal to let things be will lead to a valuable discovery and enhance a relationship. To hear how you can change your life for the better, call your latest week-ahead forecast. 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

IN AN ideal world, you’d beam yourself to a paradise-like sanctuary away from the hustle and bustle of life this weekend. If only you knew, with certainty, that the only people you had to interact with were going to be bastions of calm and consideration. If only you could forget all the issues you’re dealing with, knowing that someone else was going to take care of them. That would be perfect. Although there’s no getting away from some aspects of your world, you can step away from challenging ones. Relax. Don’t worry about the future. Embrace and transform it. Learn how in your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.