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IT WAS International Men’s Day at the weekend. Did you notice all the females asking ‘When’s International Women’s Day, then?’ on social media? No? Ah, so maybe I’ve

found something men really

are better at than women — unjustified righteous indignation! As the Sun and Jupiter harmonise, there’s a better way to take the moral high ground. The Mercury/Venus link suggests we’ll catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

FOR some

people, the first clue is when the hairs start to rise on the back of their neck. Other folk feel it in their gut or their ‘bones’. These are just some of the subtle signals which indicate that our intuition is conversing with our intellect. There’s little you like more than feeling inspired. And under today’s positive cosmic climate, bucket loads of inspiration are up for grabs. Pay close attention to what your inner-voice is telling you. It’s giving excellent advice that deserves and needs to be acted upon. Capture the powerful energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

WRITERS and poets, artists and musicians all know that it’s best not to question inspired ideas. Our critical minds have a way of rationalising them. And that’s a surefire way to stem creativity. So, on a day when there’s so much inspiration in the air, don’t be suspicious of your inner-voice. It’s saying what you most need to hear — and make your choices accordingly. As your ruler, Venus, links to Mercury (intellect) your natural creativity is enhanced. Open your heart to new, exciting possibilities today. Fulfil your dreams! Let the week’s exciting cosmic outlook reveal your heart’s true desires. For good news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

ALTHOUGH

we know life isn’t easy, that doesn’t stop us dreaming about being able to make it perfect. Yet, in those rare moments when things fall neatly into place, we tend to be suspicious. Today though, you won’t have to entertain such concerns. You’ve been wrestling with a challenge. Your efforts to resolve it seem to have made it even more complex. It’s a wonder you didn’t just give up. Yet as your ruler, Mercury, links with Venus, just one more determined push will bring the result you seek. A new week! As a series of thrilling astrological events unfolds, a forecast that could transform your life. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 - July 23

I DRIVE quite

a large car. It’s not great for parking, but it’s necessary to transport my family (and all our things ) on visits to relatives and friends. When we arrive anywhere, we’ve always got so much stuff that we barely have time to unpack before we’re off again. Yet for something so cumbersome, it’s surprisingly easy to manoeuvre. And a system of mirrors gives me a perfect view out the back. Glancing over your shoulder needn’t be a sign of anxiety today. Actually, you might spot something exciting. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful cosmic climate? It can change your life. For good news, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

AS YOUR ruler, the

Sun, harmonises with lucky Jupiter, it’s time to speak up. You’ve been putting up with a situation, wary of saying too much and of possibly starting something you’re unable to finish. You’ve been intimidated into an unhealthy silence. But enough is enough. Today, you have the confidence to say what needs to be said. The satisfaction of getting something off your chest isn’t only going to feel liberating: it will also start things moving along a surprisingly satisfying tangent — towards well-deserved success. Take full advantage of the inspiring celestial alignments; solve your problems and find solutions. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

THE weather

in the UK used to be predictable. These days, there are unseasonably warm days in winter and freakish downpours just when you’re about to hang the washing out. People leave their homes wrapped up in scarves and puffer jackets . . . and find themselves sweltering. Or get caught in a rainstorm without a coat. It’s hard to know what to expect. But, when it comes to the astrological weather, there’s no doubting today’s forecast. Your life’s getting warmer and brighter. Make sure you dress for some sun! In a week of awesome cosmic activity, take advantage of the potential for transformation. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

EVEN nonmathematicians know that Pythagoras was a clever guy who worked out an important theory about triangles. Few people, though, know that he was fascinated by astrology. Whether (or not) his knowledge of the planets helped him to work out his theorem, we’ll never know. You’re dealing with a complex conundrum. It involves numbers and sums... and is proving to be frustratingly difficult to solve. Today’s helpful astrological climate brings a moment of insight. The answer is surprisingly simple. You’ve got lots to look forward to. Find inspiration in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 NO MATTER

the subject, when we listen to someone talk about what they love, their excitement is infectious. Hadron colliders. Pterodactyls. 1950s music. Whatever it is, and whatever our own interest in that subject, their enthusiasm can’t help but draw us in. Personally, I find it wonderful that we can be inspired by other people’s interests and passions. If you’d like support, and want to recruit someone to your cause today, the solution’s simple: just show them how much it matters to you. You’ll easily find the help you need. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth prediction, you should hear the inspiring news. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

MANY business models work on the fact that humans don’t know what they need. They work out the best advertising strategy, knowing that if they repeat their message people will believe it. And it works. Instead of asking ourselves ‘Is this something I need?’ We say, ‘I’ve heard about this. It’s recommended. I’m going to get it.’ Under such a positive astrological climate, don’t be tempted to waste your energy (or money) today. If you work out what you need, you can have it. Powerful changes are possible as the planets positively combine. Make the most of their influence. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

IN THIS crazily frenetic world, sometimes it’s important to ‘chill out’. But we need to be careful not to spend too much time chilling. After all, what is heat but an abundance of energy? And energy is a necessary and good thing — although too much can be problematic. As the Sun links with Jupiter today, you’re on the verge of a transforming discovery. But rather than jumping up and down with excitement, conserve your energy. This is the first step of a long journey down an exciting road.

In a time of celestial positivity, you can transform your life. Your week-ahead forecast is packed with news. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

WE TEND to believe competition makes us strive harder and perform better. That there’s a danger in believing ourselves to be at the top of our game: that we stop trying to do our best, and make ourselves vulnerable to others — who are still hungry for success. That we lose our motivation. But there’s a danger in focusing our sights too high. We can lose track of what makes us happy. Under auspicious skies, if you consider your own needs, you’ll find satisfaction today.

In a week of cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

SOME people seem to love creating havoc. They’re at their happiest when they’re stirring up trouble and sticking their oars into other folk’s business. And they’re careful to make their mayhem out of sight. They’re skilled at the art of subtle putdowns. Their criticisms lodge away in the back of our minds and undermine our confidence. Don’t be tempted to react if someone presses your buttons today. You’ve got far more important things to attend to. Focus your attention on a long-held goal. And believe. Use the inspiring cosmic energy to create positive change this week. For valuable insight and news, call 0906 751 5612.