Straight to the POINT

■ I NOMINATE Mr Bates as the new chairman for the Post Office.

SUSAN HALL, Ashford, Kent.

■ I’VE heard rumours that the Royal Navy is considering recommissioning HMS Victory.

IAN HARRINGTON, Axminster, Devon.

■ SO, HAS Rishi Sunak decided that stopping the vapes is much easier than stopping the boats?

BRENDA MICHAEL, Crawley, W. Sussex.

■ JUDGING by the way it handles parcels, Royal Mail seems to have adopted the British Rail definition of fragile — throw carefully!

MIKE THOMPSON, Plymouth.

■ WILL Bradley Walsh take over from Jurgen Klopp? He seems to be everywhere else.

BEN HIGGS, Aylesbury, Bucks.

■ WITH rockets costing a million quid, I hope all trading countries (are you listening, China?) will be chipping in towards the cost of keeping the sea lanes open.

DAVID EDWARDS, Leighton Buzzard, Beds.

■ WILL the Americans progress to using a plastic bag to execute prisoners in future?

JUDITH MILWARD, Birmingham.

■ BORIS JOHNSON says he would happily fight for King and country (Mail). Knowing him, he would also get court-martialed!

RALPH DONCASTER, Penrith, Cumbria.

■ WHY is it so important that potential Holly Willoughby replacements should look like her?

IAN MACDONALD, Billericay, Essex.

■ AN AMERICAN praises our white bread? Hardly surprising when most of their foodstuffs are one step short of being embalmed.

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Lancs.

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