Stay away from Britain, Meghan . . . you’re not welcome here
ISCIENTISTS declare that men scoffing a full English breakfast increase their ‘facial attractiveness’. Clearly a survey conducted by portly middle aged men: what woman wants sex with a bloke whose fat stomach nestles on his thighs?
T’S just over a year since Prince Harry published his cruel memoir Spare. In it he portrayed his brother William as a violent bully and his sister-in-law Kate as a Stepford wife chosen because ‘she fitted the royal mould’ — unlike his beloved wife Meghan.
It was a painful experience for the Prince and Princess of Wales, who had no right of reply to these horrible slurs and who chose to follow the late Queen’s advice: never explain, never complain.
Worse was to come when Kate was named as one of the ‘racist’ royals first alluded to in Meghan and Harry’s 2021 Oprah Winfrey interview, after allegedly questioning the future skin colour of the Sussexes’ first child, Archie.
Often seated alongside Harry during his attacks on his family was his self-satisfied wife Meghan, milking her in-laws’ personal drama while taking millions from Netflix and other paymasters.
Now we learn that with her popularity tanking in America, Meghan plans to hire a PR guru in the UK to revive her standing here. Good luck with that. As we who love the Royal Family know, no one has caused more damage to the institution than Meghan Markle, still clinging to her ‘Duchess’ title.
Can she really be trying to reinvent herself in Britain while poor Kate recuperates at home after surgery and is not expected to appear in public before Easter, at the earliest? It’s nothing short of abominable.
Only Kate’s immediate family and closest aides know what truly ails her, but the constant attacks from Harry and Meghan cannot have helped her stress and anxiety levels in recent years.
So if I had the miserable job of being the Duchess’s PR adviser, handed the impossible task of rehabilitating her in a country she’d rejected, my message would be: ‘Stay away. For ever.’