WELL I NEVER

If Mel Giedroyc ever looks uncomfortable on screen, here’s why: she suffers from haemorrhoids. “All my family have had piles,” she says cheerfully. “We call ourselves the Giedroids. Every flipping member of the family suffers. Oh, it is bad. I have never had the op, though. I guess you have to have a bunch to have the op.” Er, thanks for that, Mel.