STARS &TOONS

Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 It’s organised chaos at home today. More refurbishing. Dishwasher broken? Some dirty linen may be aired which the family prefer to remain hush hush. No. Whose brain-haired idea was it to turn your house upside down? Driven, no doubt, by misplaced enthusiasm.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

With Mercury close to your ruler Uranus, sparks may fly in all directions. As will your words and questions at an astonishing rate, while you wait patiently for an answer. As for other’s latest planssurprise me! You should certainly end the day less confused, and with a different mindset.

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

No one would accuse you of being cash conscious. How much did that cost? That is some serious dosh but you only live once. Better ask for a pay rise. As it happens, this could also be a time of furious negotiations. After which, a few diversions, in anticipation of the weekend.

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(75p/min + network access charge) Taurus April 21–May 21 There are bound to be a few shocks or surprises today. Most surprisingly, what you were planning was supposed to be a secret, though you guess it’s impossible to keep these things quiet. What happens next is just as extraordinary. Apparently, you don’t mind anyone knowing.

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(75p/min + network access charge) Gemini May 22–June 20 Maybe you would rather be on your own than go to a party. Either way, you won’t be unaccompanied and the same applies if you are attending any important meeting. The atmosphere is electric and your sixth sense is working in overdrive today. Time to pause and reflect.

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(75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 The working week will close on a significant note. And this is the perfect time to seek out those in positions of authority or in high places. Also, you may do a bit of posing. Just to prove you are still trendy and relevant. Who are you supposed to be impressing?

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Leo July 23–August 22

This really is a day for spontaneous action. You’re not taking another holiday? A city break, a quick change of scenery? Most likely, you will need to be in one place, even if you have promised to be in another. What happens if you are refused entry? They wouldn’t dare.

For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge) Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 How to maintain your current lifestyle with so many bills? No problem. Looks like an offer will be forthcoming today. Though, you have got your fingers burnt before. You may feel that money matters don’t warrant all your attention, and decide to take a vacation. Oh my, again?

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

With Mercury close to Uranus in Aries, an uneasy relationship exists. Avoidance, you are adept at but you could be kept on your toes. Nor be surprised if others break their silence before the weekend. What is proposed is a scenario you hadn’t prepared for, not in a million years.

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(75p/min + network access charge) Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 You could end the working week feeling fatigued. And while, no doubt, you are eager to please, your patience could be tested to the extreme. Can’t others see you are busy? The best advice is to simply tie up any loose ends, and leave. There is plenty of time to rest.

For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge) Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 You are not a die-hard romantic. But you have melted a few hearts in your time. Now, you cannot fail to be passionate, even though someone is difficult. You may be in an emotional state today. But when you think about other aspects of your life, you should be content.

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