STARS &TOONS

Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

Despite minor irritations, try not to let anyone ruin your day. Not when you are about to surmount an impenetrable emotional brick wall, and need to remain cool. You can’t be nervous about asking someone out, surely? Obviously, there are a lot more to situations than meets the eye.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

Apart from any ill-fated meetings or forays into uncharted territory, all is relatively quiet. Too quiet for your liking, but you are probably psyching yourself up. Home-spun fun, it is not. Have you forgotten about an occasion that makes you want to run? You may be delighted you went.

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

It’s a fine art negotiating – even if you cannot dictate terms today. Friends with many benefits sounds about right. No doubt you won’t be short of funds, or soul mates for that matter. On a lighter note, you must attend a social event even if you don’t feel very confident.

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Aries March 21–April 20

You’re not sure how you are supposed to act today. You may be accused of not behaving like an adult, or being competent. The latter, you refute. In fact, you are far more astute than anyone imagines. You should get the kind of results that flattens all opposition.

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Taurus April 21–May 21

You often feel pressured, that’s nothing new On this occasion, workmates may resent you going away. Why on earth would they? Most likely you can hide out the majority of the day, or use your seniority? Once the coast or path is clear, you can travel to your heart’s content.

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Gemini May 22–June 20

You may not have the right temperament to deal with certain people. You have enough on your plate, not to mention a tough call to make this week. Having invested money carefully, you may feel your security is threatened. In truth, a lucky break is indicated.

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Cancer June 21–July 22

Whatever aggravation the family may inflict – or if others try to pick a fight at work – make a joke of it. Poke fun back at them. No doubt someone will come crawling back, even if you nonchalantly walk away today. You should get a kick out of what happens next.

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Leo July 23–August 22

You might not get off to a flying start, or movement of any sort is somewhat limited.

It’s Monday, what do you expect? Apart from that, you may be waiting for the results of recent meetings. Keep your nerve.

Chances are, others are about to comply with your demands.

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

You may have to take a quick squint at your finances and attend to business before you start packing. Skint again? In any event, you shouldn’t be too reluctant to commit to one arrangement as this week begins. Chances are, loved ones have already booked their tickets.

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

There might be the odd misunderstanding, generally relationship related. Chances are, you will repair damage before you attend to other issues. A change of residence or premises which is yet to take place. Guess what? The finances are through, so no excuses.

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

It’s back to work, and you don’t mind, providing you’re left alone. Aside from various duties, you find yourself free to do your own thing. And, no doubt, you are keen to see someone again. Where have they been? It seems like this week will begin on quite an amazing note.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

Sorting out private affairs requires as much time and effort as work. Apart from that, others are at their most decadent and could cost you a lot of money. Scrooge –who, you? Happily, what transpires next represents a huge turning point. All you have to do is get your act together.

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