MAY JOINS IN WITH FOOTBALL BANTER

In Westminster we have a neutered Government that is only kept going on bribes to 10 people whose core views are alien to 98% of the voters. In the Scottish parliament the ruling party only has one policy – another independence referendum – which two-thirds of Scots have just told them they’re not interested in. And in Northern Ireland we have no elected Assembly because the two sides can’t agree on how to govern. Raising the question: How much do we pay our politicians to be so utterly garbage at what they do?