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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

Mercury in Cancer is opposed by Pluto. Occasionally, others can be nasty and destroy your confidence. The tension rises, then subsides. Not surprisingly, you may decide one relationship is over. Happily, you will concede that somebody is not as angry as they pretend to be. It’s sexy. For more call 0903 658 1001

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

Time for a breather, and you may lie through your teeth to get off work today. Telling porky pies isn’t in your nature. However, there’s a good reason not to offer any information about an intensely private matter. You should derive some satisfaction from seeing someone get their comeuppance. For more call 0903 658 1002

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

Are you happy? Any problems in your love life? That’s the question every friend wants to know. There may be a few temper tantrums, some emotional outbursts as the week draws to a close. The claws are out, though this could be the most fun, even if a social event is cancelled.

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Aries March 21–April 20

The end of another turbulent week. And you’ll have to make a concerted effort to avoid any further arguments. Obviously, domestic arrangements may cause a disruption. However, you’re attempting something ambitious. The unanimous decision is that you’re moving. Have you told the family yet? For more call 0903 658 1004

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Taurus April 21–May 21

Generally, this should be an upbeat time. A few thrills, spills, several people you may prefer to avoid and a hectic travel schedule. Besides that, you’re not looking forward to somebody’s arrival. Maybe for a final visit, you never know? Try not to dwell on that, with the weekend coming up. For more call 0903 658 1005

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Gemini May 22–June 20

What you’re offered sounds like a lot of money, but there are bound to be a few conditions. Sceptical and cynical as always, you may mumble about being ripped off. As for a purchase, no expense is spared. Save some cash for later, otherwise you could be in deep water.

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Cancer June 21–July 22

Mercury in Cancer is opposed by Pluto in Capricorn. On this occasion, you can expect a hissy fit, rather than a full blown loss of temper. It still hurts like hell, but if you take offence, it’ll make matters worse. Happily, you should get to travel on your own today.

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Leo July 23–August 22

You may want to leave work early – especially if you’re feeling poorly, which most Leo’s are. However you might have to stay late, even in a slovenly state, apart from having to sort out a private argument. After that, you shouldn’t have much on your plate. Put your feet up.

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

Both your nearest and dearest and closest friends seem to detest each other. You could easily upset the apple cart. Not the best way to start the weekend, admittedly, even if you are kept apart because of work. Whose fault is that? Meanwhile, a social situation will be a riot.

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

The key to a happy life, avoid any domestic strife. Instead, you will be told some more home truths today. How about your career. All good there? While you may be climbing the ladder, you could be involved in a move that proves controversial. It’s only right to tell everybody.

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

Chaos reigns supreme. All you are dreaming about is some wholesome fun in the sun. Why is everything so disorganised? Didn’t you plan well in advance? Another person is cutting it fine, and may well let the side down today. It’s a case of, until we meet next time.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

You may have to sweeten an offer, or it ain’t going to happen. In fact, no point trying to negotiate. You should look at other options. Apart from that, there should be something more appealing to feast your eyes on today. This could be the best bit of business you’ve done.

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