POLLYOMETER

Going up... Shunbrella

Noticed more and more people walking about in the recently blistering sun holding umbrellas. I found it unsettling at first, I wasn’t sure how to feel about it... if they were parasols I could instantly condemn them, on grounds of pretentiousness, but these are just normal umbrellas. Have decided to approve, mainly due to the complete confidence everyone working this trend has displayed. Being far too hot to care is a surprisingly good look.

It could be two

Legend has it that you have more chance of walking up to a stranger on the street and guessing their phone number than you do of winning the lottery – but 19-year-old Rosa Dominguez from California just won it... twice... IN ONE WEEK! ($555,5555, then $100,000 about half a million quid). Proof that whoever started that legend is just trying to put the rest of us off so they better their odds.

Going down... Pan-ashocke

Dominos has just added a chocolate pizza to its menu. A

chocolate pizza that is delivered to you, ie you don’t even have to move to get it? Never mind Trump and the red button – this is how it all ends.

Sames Bond

Two years ago Daniel Craig answered, “I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists” when asked if he’d ever play James Bond again. Most people deduced this was a subtle clue that he wasn’t going to play James Bond again. Then followed TWO YEARS of tedious speculation about who would. The good news – that speculation finally seems to be over. The bad extremely annoying news – it’s Daniel

Craig again. The answer to the question you’re probably asking now?