Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland)
Brian Reade
COLUMNIST
I’ve feigned gout to get out of a trip to Ikea and tinnitus to miss a school music concert.
And I have this terrible knack of getting the kick-off times for football matches wrong in this confusing Sky era. Meaning I’ve had no choice, on two occasions in the past year alone, but to spend three hours in a pub near the ground waiting. It gets me so mad...