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For the most part, life should be fun. In fact, there is nothing remotely hard about getting to meetings on time, going out with friends or joining in some high jinks. There is more to enjoy than ever before. The very last thing you are thinking about is work today.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

No doubt you deserve some respect. What you can expect instead is a minor brush with authority. Sheer folly on your part – you should know better, though you should make a bit of cash on the side today. Likewise, someone will do you favour by putting money into a joint venture. For more call 0903 658 1002

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

A dreamy link between Mercury and Neptune in Pisces should fire your imagination. In fact, you may be very taken with someone, even though you wish they lived closer. Chances are, you are thinking of somewhere different. Tricky to arrange, unless you decide to change your plans.

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Aries March 21–April 20

You should secure a highly profitable deal while risking very little capital of your own. The terms are favourable, though you may have to apply for a loan today. On a more personal level, you simply don’t know what the hell you are doing. You wonder if being single is the better option.

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Taurus April 21–May 21

With Mercury linking up with Neptune in Pisces, you are not sure whether to take a relationship seriously today. In fact, you may think that someone is simply playing with your emotions. However, what is proposed is more serious than you first thought. You need time to consider everything. For more call 0903 658 1005

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Gemini May 22–June 20

The demands on your time may be excessive – sustained willpower necessary – but this should be an easier day all round. This is not the hardest job you have had to do, put it that way. The pressure to keep someone happy is more telling – though they do say that love is forever.

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Cancer June 21–July 22

Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

Emotional attachments and travel arrangements are curiously starred today. You may be searching for romance, and there’s no time like the present. In fact, what happens is as moving as anything else you’ve experienced. On a more serious note, there is someone you cannot face just yet.

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Leo July 23–August 22

Both property and business matters are well aspected today. You can expect an offer to be accepted in due course. Meanwhile, your home life should improve. Even shopping for food is less of a chore. This is a metaphor for love. Will you be moving in with someone or not?

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

In some ways, Mercury in Scorpio aligned with Neptune in Pisces is the perfect scenario for meeting someone online. Even when others accuse you of being naive, you refuse to listen. You will make plans with a bit of trepidation today. Mind you, passion trumps reason every time. For more call 0903 658 1009

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

Even if you hate your job, there is some financial incentive to carry on. Without that, why should you continue working for free? Still, your motivation is not money. Instead, its love. You don’t have to spend hundreds of pounds to turn someone’s head or go on a date today.

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

For starters, your love life should suddenly improve. Due to a deceptive link between Mercury in Scorpio and Neptune, you may want to query others’ motives today. To get more involved you have to take the initiative. This applies to other areas of your life, too.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

Planetary activity urges you to stop dreaming and start getting real. You can make a fantasy out of something, but you have to turn it into reality. Such is the case of a dream move, and how much you really want it. One particular obstacle will be removed today. Then it’s up to you.

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