Going up... Candle in the wound

There can’t be a single Stranger Things fan who won’t want this – an Eleven candle holder, which creates her trademark nosebleed with red wax. Apart from obviously being an item of true beauty, it will also be really handy. If anyone comes round and says, “What’s that?” you can just ask them to leave immediately and never waste time seeing them again. Water show Blue Planet II is the most watched TV programme of the year. There is something about this fact that restores my faith in human nature almost entirely.