Daily Mirror (Northern Ireland)

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Going down... Live long and prospurr A new book says the secret to a happy life is to live like a cat. Is the book called No S**t Sherlock, by Captain Obvious, by any chance? He Diddy it again

P Diddy – nee Puff Daddy – has changed his name again, to Brother Love. Presumably short for Oh Brother, I’d Love Some Attention. That’s all, Fawkes ENOUGH FIREWORKS NOW PLEASE.

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