Pat on pot? I’m earring things!

Over on ITV Pam “Pat Butcher” St Clement addressed the nation: “I would never have thought in a million years how complex that little weed is.”

No, Pam wasn’t reminiscing about Ian Beale. She was touring California trying cannabis with four other celebs in Gone To Pot: American

Road Trip – famous faces getting off their faces in the name of science and entertainment. The first episode more than delivered on entertainment, so I guess it’s more serious stuff tomorrow and Friday. With Pam were Christopher Biggins, Loose Woman Linda Robson, darts player PUFF Pam Bobby George and ex-footballer John Fashanu.

Fashanu anointed himself the sensible one with the proclamation: “I don’t need alcohol or drugs. I’m high on life.” By the end he had tried ice-cream marijuana, so maybe by the finale he’ll decide to open a cannabis bakery called Fash Cakes.

Pot left Biggins “unable to speak”, while Pam said Pat would have taken all her clothes off “except her earrings”. You decide whether those pieces of news make it a good thing.