STARS &TOONS

Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 A time of home truths, and when you speak of things that have rarely been told. To the family, it is an old fairy tale. To others, this is new and important information. Be careful how you relay this. In your own way, you should be positively inspired this weekend.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 With Mercury brilliantly aligned with Uranus, suddenly all your friends are like, ‘Where have you been?’ Crawling out of the woodwork this weekend, and walking right out again. Never mind. It doesn’t exactly surprise you. This should still be a wild time, though not too wild.

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 You may have a few thankless tasks in your inbox. You always do your best on others’ behalf, buying things that cost the earth. That’s one way of draining your bank account. You shouldn’t have to do anything too strenuous this weekend, apart from fishing out your wallet. (75p/min + network

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Aries March 21–April 20 Due to a truly magical link between Mercury in Sagittarius and Uranus in Aries, you should be enthusiastic about a trip. And it won’t be a wasted journey like the previous time. Marvellous, except for one thing – someone else is more of a realist, and may question your actions.

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Taurus April 21–May 21 You should be absolutely thrilled by an offer or invite that is hard to ignore. As long as you don’t have to part with too much money as you don’t have an infinite amount to spend this weekend. Then again, you only live once. You can check your balance later on.

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Gemini May 22–June 20 If you are in a relationship, this should be an excellent time. Those without a partner may find the one. Of course your friends are terrified in case you make the wrong choice again. Yes, you realise that. There will be a song and dance made this weekend – in a nice way.

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Cancer June 21–July 22 Stop stressing about work and take a proper break. Easier said than done! For one thing, it’s pointless telling you to rest, even though everyone else does. Chances are you will resist others’ wishes, though you should accomplish a lot this weekend.

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Leo July 23–August 22 With Mercury linking up with Uranus, you seem to be on a quest this weekend. Though you have to seriously question why? True, you may chase someone from one place to the next. There will be a connection, just not how you imagined.

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 Dinner at home with friends sounds fun.

Cheaper than running around town! Don’t imagine you will get off entirely scot free as the family are inclined to spend money like water. It’s your freedom and security that seems uppermost on your mind.

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Your charm should work a treat, if not perfectly this weekend. Certainly, with Mercury linking up with Uranus, you have a way with words. You may not succeed in befriending somebody, never mind striking up a relationship just yet. Have you heard of patience?

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 Even if you have time off this weekend, there may be other work to do. However, you know your worth or value, so maybe you should get paid double. Clearly you are drained though, and not merely pretending. A night in might do the trick, followed by some time off work.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 Planetary activity in Sagittarius tends to make you more frivolous and fun-loving. Of course, you may not be looking for anything that serious. Though somebody could get a bit intense this weekend. What are you going to do? Run away? This is not something you can cast aside.

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