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Let’s buckle up, this is going to be unmissable

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,” ul Viewers bosses hope will watch The villa is less than an hour’s drive from Palma airport in Majorca. It is the same one used last year.

Camera runs in the garden are hidden in huts either side of an infinity pool and LEDS which can change colour are all around the garden floor. Executive producer Tom Gould said: “The sun deck is different and has changed in a new re-imagined space and there is a swing seat.

“It makes it more attractive for them and it’s better for us to film. The hideaway has had its annual makeover. And the bedroom. “There is an inside-out theme, Contestants’ pay per hour cameras covering the action If you’ve never watched Love Island before, and plan not to again this year, you’re cutting off your nose to spite your face.

You’re letting snobby killjoys – who have never seen it either – mug you off ranting about lowest common denominator TV.

On the surface, yes, it’s pretty idiots in swimwear… but there’s so much more to it than that.

Last year, for example, someone who did explosive ordinance disposal work on behalf of the world’s largest humanitarian mine clearance organisation broke up with the guy she’d been dating in a disagreement about feminism.

All human life is there, at its most vulnerable, hilarious, brave, foolish – ie, trying to have a relationship.

You’ll relate, despair, laugh and cry. Love Island is like one of those videos shot from a rollercoaster but from the front row of a relationship instead.

Resistance is futile – so buckle up, it’s going to be one hell of a ride.