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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

The recent New Moon may have seduced you into thinking you are important. And long may your success continue. True, you could feel a bit low when you find out who your real friends are today. This sense of betrayal will diminish over time, though it never quite goes away.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

It can be grim coming home from holiday, what with the chores and dreary weather. And with Mercury under pressure from your ruler Uranus, co-workers or family members may impose on you today. And you only just back. Magic! At least, you should soon be making tracks again.

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

You should be back in the money, even if it only arrives in dribs and drabs. With a bit of luck, you might get a few more scraps today. Then you may find yourself having to whizz off to a meeting. It might be better to take a map. You won’t be on some private jet.

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Aries March 21–April 20

Close relationships are highlighted. True, a partner or your other half may demand the earth. They only iron your shirt – no wonder you are shocked and appalled. On a more serious note, you might be hit where it hurts most today - your pocket. It’s worth it. You married for life.

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Taurus April 21–May 21

You can’t say that life is dull. Not that you can take it easy –you are like a modern day slave, bombarded with work. What you could really do with is a holiday in the sun. Either way, with Mercury at odds with Uranus in Taurus, you could rebel against the daily grind.

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Gemini May 22–June 20

You may have experienced the whole gamut of emotions, but you haven’t been this happy. At any rate, you could be pacing up and down today. Maybe you haven’t got the guts to say to someone’s face what you are feeling? Although you could be busy at work.

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Cancer June 21–July 22

Matters close to home take up your time. Though all is well. Meanwhile, with Mercury gliding into Scorpio you could fall into an all-consuming love. Your mother would be horrified. Friends are curious too – ‘haven’t you kissed enough frogs?’ Oh god, it’s going to be one of those days.

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Leo July 23–August 22

The visitors are gone, but the excitement isn’t over. Even so, you may be desperate for a break to take your mind off things. Unfortunately, someone is a tyrant and won’t allow it, and you might have to toe the line today. Now scurry along. No matter. Better times ahead.

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

Facts, figures, statements, or information may prove confusing. Having listened with eyes glazed, you might sign whatever you are given, then realise you have blundered. You should be offered a better deal today. Now all you have to do is call your travel agent.

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

The New Moon in Libra is on the wane. Now that you have got your personal affairs in order, it is time to do the same with your finances. The bad news is that there are some stingy misers around today. Never mind. By rights, you should be in the money again.

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

At times, you don’t know whether you are coming or going. One moment others are civilised, the next like a nest of vipers. What’s that about? In fact, with Mercury in Scorpio opposed by Uranus, you may be foaming at the mouth. Still, no doubt, you will make some progress today.

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

After all the excitement, it’s back to work. You may have a bit of time to send some amusing emails to friends, arrange your social life, or spend some money online. Shouldn’t you be doing something useful? This is one day when you can combine business with something pleasurable.

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